650 million years in 1:20mins

Wanda Sykes – tees off on Tiger Woods

I know i’m like 3 weeks late on this debacle but i srsly need to post this up, it’s well worth the 4min watch. Personally i’m on Team Elin.

BRRRRRAaAAAPP! haha “big Viking bitch!”

someecards made a hilarious Christmas e-card series dedicated to the douchebaggery that is Tiger.  I plan on sending them to urrbody this x-mas season:

Synthol is 4 LVRS

Synthol is one of the best known and most used SEO’s. A Site Enhancement Oil (SEO) is a liquid substance, usually a mixture of oils, used by some bodybuilders to increase the apparent size of some muscles. The effects of SEOs are purely and solely cosmetic and there is no increase in muscular performance.

Synthol – is an intramuscular lipid acid, which is a synthetic oil and is introduced into the muscle if you want to enlarge it. The substance penetrates into the spaces between muscle fibers and remains there. About 70 percent of the drug is maintained in muscles, while the other 30 – immediately break down into lipids, just like any other fats. It enters the body through the digestive tract. The result of Synthol lasts about of 3-5 years.

I think hands down the posterboy for Synthol abuse would go to: Gregg Valentino (he’s the first pic of this entry) , i’m not sure if you caught his documentary on TLC ‘ The Man Who’s Arms Exploded’ but it’s well worth a watch. Tyra even interviewed him months later, and in true Tyra fashion, gave him shit. Some side effects of his dangerous cocktail of Synthol and other steroids caused: A permanent erection, peanut-sized testicles, thick brown urine, epic bitch tits, uncontrollable mood swings, and organ failure. warning the video is nasty…

humans are sucksacs

Above: Exhibit A demonstrating this point by dancing to “My Humps”. Dude has a crazy looking mid-section, guhh.

OMFG, this one is even creepier. He’s performing to Britney Spears’ ‘Circus’ and you can hear him sing along, in all my time blogging this is bar far one of the most unsettling things i’ve seen online. This one FAR EXCEEDS the first video. Dear God we are done for.

funny comment: “please tell me ur straight….. u cant be gay…. i dont want you in our team…. ” -joc868

Did you Know? -WATCH-

Newly Revised Edition Created by Karl Fisch, and modified by Scott McLeod; Globalization & The Information Age. It was even adapted by Sony BMG at an executive meeting they held in Rome this year. Credits are also given to Scott McLeod, Jeff Brenman

Mark Corrigan is the ying to my ying

Mark Corrigan is my inner monologue personified on BBC 4 and i am so glad i’ve found Peep Show because i now know there’s humor in (looks around)…

…anyways here is a gold episode to get you addicted if you’ve skimmed over all my other Peep Show posts on here.

Approx 25mins

Best quotes:

-Mark Corrigans Inner Monologue: OK, here we go. Wedding Day, I am heading for a wedding.  How do i feel? Empty? Check. Scared? Check.  Alone? Check. Just another ordinary day. Hehe very funny…

Mark Corrigan: Yes, good.. You’know I actually find it kind’ve comforting that our entire relationship can be reduced to an online speech template.  I mean, Kenneth Halliwell and Jo Orton couldn’t do that.

Mark Corrigans Inner Monologue: Try to and get beaten up? <guy walks by> I could say he’s got a fat…head? Call him a jizz cock? Not actually a insult all cocks are jizz cocks really. It’d be like calling him a piss kidney. <then goes on to try and get hit by a car>

you’ll understand all too soon.

_ _rald?

Ralph Bakshi’s Heavy Traffic – In the Top 10 weirdest Movies EVAR category

Why?

Weird Moments: Snowflake, the nympho-transvestite, gets beat up by a drunk; The bullet that kills Mike enters his head in slow-motion; Mike’s movie-pitch (Wikipedia states the pitch better than I could: “In the distant future following a nuclear war, the world is covered with garbage. Most of humanity has been either destroyed or mutated, though the men are still horny, and apparently horny enough that they don’t care what they hump. A pile of garbage comes to life, as a result of a man humping it, and is worshiped as a religious figure, becoming known as ‘Mother Pile.’ The last living human female, Wanda The Last, becomes a sort of side-show attraction and tours the land with her duck-billed mutant manager, Warren. One night, God speaks to Warren, asking Warren to let Him have sex with Wanda. Warren obliges, and Wanda gives birth to the new ‘Messiah.’ Throughout His son’s life, Mother Pile searches for him, and although she crucified many men, not one of them gave her his location. Meanwhile, God gives His son lessons of ‘The Truth.’ The story ends after the son spends roughly three months meditating in a cave. After a shout of ‘I’ve got the Truth, Pop!,’ he shoots God in the head, who in turn topples over and crushes Mother Pile. The Messiah then comes out of the cave, looks over at God’s corpse, and says that the truth he received was that God had been conning them the whole time.”).

the cyst: philippine healers vs. true love

This original footage is taken from Super8 film taken in the Philippines in 1976 and 1977.

vs.

“This is a example of the true love I have for my boyfriend! Its a vid of me squeezing the puss out of my boyfriends back (which has to be done on a regualr basis i might add!) . Its never ending with an eruption part way through and it frikken stinks!!! Enjoy and vomit as you please !!!”

straight up 1st generation 101

oh boy…Grandma swearing in english.

playhouseTV AMEN!

I’m not sure if ya’ll are familiar with PLayhouse but holy shit is it funny!

these guys must LOVE/HATE their jobs. DuRyan and Naveen make me laugh cry everytime i tune in! Now THIS is quality radio broadcasting.

here’s 3 funny vids, my fav’s:

DuRyan tries to cure his hangover with a prairie oyster but ends up producing one of the greatest puking sequences ever! Then instead of taking another he decides to drink his own puke!

Neveen popping a gigantic boil in her armpit.

PK brings back the dead raccoon

BONUS:

DuRyan tries to help out Ivan to puke after coming to work still drunk from the night before.

THIS takes the CAKE.

K.

K….

UGHHHHH .

EUYYYGHHH

K….

i’ll be straight with you: She poos the Hot Tub

So if you don’t want to see some girl poo the hot tub don’t press play.

I’m not sure why anyone would press play actually..but i did, and i regret it… so i feel I should make someone else waste 20 seconds of their life along w/ me.

Amazing Rally

I just saw this on LiveLeak and WTF its this crazy rally between the Uof A Golden Bears and UBC!

780! STAND UP!! hahahaha weird! It was strange to open up my RSS feeds and see my hometown peeps sweeping crazy hits w/ this vid.

Go GOLDENBEARS…and PANDAS. wOOt.

just imagine being there watching that shit, the crowd sounds pumped. I’d be too

…as if there is a hotter accent out there.

So i’m in love with a Brazilian and luckily Julia already proved my point way back in 2007, so ftpppfffffff thankyouverymuch

Keeel vs. Kill. omg. sssccccute!

once you get the first one bopped off it’s pretty much smooth sailing.

wolf whisperer teaches wolf cub how to holla

how many times is too many conseq play-backs?

Beyonce – Lost yo mind

wait for it….wait for it..

Bear Grylls is my new LOVE.

I just finished watching the Man Vs. Wild episode w/ Will Ferrell, and stumbled upon this nugget.

SO GOOD! wait till the end…

guy eats mouse

Nothing like a good ol dry heave ho to jump start your evening, or morning depending when youcheck this nugget out.

Simply put: EWW.

–uhh those guys Canadian–

Hammer Pants Dance

“Group of dancers wearing Hammer Pants flashmob a trendy store and surprise hipsters in skinny jeans.”
HOLY SHIT. They are given’r

CSI Miami – Endless Caruso One Liners

Thank you fellow CSI Miami fan for making this brillant montage.

-Sincerely,

that girl.

OMGOMG OMGOMGOMGOMG

SPIRIT OF TRUTH

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

“I know this might look dumb but trust me this is one of the funniest videos I have seen in a long time. You guys have got to check this one out. Its from a Los Angeles public access program that aired back in 1997.” -break.com

i hope everyone has seen Star Trek by now.

…AND Wolverine: Origins for that matter..that’s a no brainer tho, since it leaked like a preggo lady in heat way back when.

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hahahahahahaaa

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OK sidetrack ahoi:

BUT you know what i hate? The fucking ShawCable ‘Powering Canadian Athletes’ commericals..ohh god. could they make 30 seconds seem any more bland? ed. I tried to find a video, not hard enough though so you’ll have to take my word on this.

With that said, you know what i love? The new’ish Burger King commercials! My favorite is the Reverse Pick-pocket. It’s so strange, so random, so creepy. I was legitimetly shocked it got me out of the house, into the car and right up to the drive-way window. brillo job ad guys. brillo.

I’m also big into UFC fighters breaking down and crying hardcore upon winning by guillotine. Tim Hague Edmontons own straight up 780 REPRESENTIN @ UFC 98 FOR ALL THE ALKOHOLIK NORTHERN ALBERTANS. good bit! anyone catch that match out on the prelim card? watch here.

ummm forrest vs silva??

more like machida vs silva. at least feed able meat to the lion. geeeez

i leave forever and the first thing i post is…

THIS!

also if you feel like having a unicorn-siting-WTF moment, check out ‘The Lovely’ Arianny in an interview with Celeste. SHE SPEAKS!

I Remember Andrea

“I really really did really not want to go to my ten year high school reunion, so I hired a stripper to go, as me, instead. Really.”

Worlds worst/best poker face – Is that tilt or just run-of-the-mill cocaine?

Holy tilted much??

the girl cracking up in the background is a nice touch also.

can someone tell me if this is the grossest thing ever please?

Ed. UPDATE: thanks A, nasty.

i’m not sure if i have the balls to watch it? i got to 00:08 and the suspense was killing me to much so i paused it and posted it on here for a risky reader to re-preview for me. if it’s anything over a 8.5 on the DAYUUMMM rictor I’m not sure i’ll be able to handle it. but if you feel risky, holler.

Arm Wrestler Snaps Elbow

Redneck Woman Rails on Obama

Redneck Woman Rails on Obama

i dare you to watch the whole thing and not want a beer or joint afterwards.

David Brent Microsoft Training Video – Ricky Gervais + Stephen Merchant doin their stuff

Part 1

Part 2

contemplating the end?

…May I suggest the Owyhee Reservoir west of the Snake River in Malheur County, Oregon, and Owyhee County, Idaho?

i DARE you not to laugh by the end of the video

hahahaha. oh man this is the funniest shit in the EVARS. the best part is when he rolls his tongue out and faces the camera, he looks insane!

Christ! Bobby!

Bodybuilder Bobby Church trains and poses his awesome quadriceps at a Columbus, Ohio gym. An excerpt from the bodybuilding DVD – Guns New Breed – available at MostMuscular.Com

peep show short clip

kind’ve funny. probably shouldn’t laugh. hilarisad.

Russian Ice Tunnel.

HAPPY MONDAY! WOOOOOO!

FUCK!

enjoi!

32 years later

good ol Network! Mad as hell clip