i hope everyone has seen Star Trek by now.

…AND Wolverine: Origins for that matter..that’s a no brainer tho, since it leaked like a preggo lady in heat way back when.

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OK sidetrack ahoi:

BUT you know what i hate? The fucking ShawCable ‘Powering Canadian Athletes’ commericals..ohh god. could they make 30 seconds seem any more bland? ed. I tried to find a video, not hard enough though so you’ll have to take my word on this.

With that said, you know what i love? The new’ish Burger King commercials! My favorite is the Reverse Pick-pocket. It’s so strange, so random, so creepy. I was legitimetly shocked it got me out of the house, into the car and right up to the drive-way window. brillo job ad guys. brillo.

I’m also big into UFC fighters breaking down and crying hardcore upon winning by guillotine. Tim Hague Edmontons own straight up 780 REPRESENTIN @ UFC 98 FOR ALL THE ALKOHOLIK NORTHERN ALBERTANS. good bit! anyone catch that match out on the prelim card? watch here.

ummm forrest vs silva??

more like machida vs silva. at least feed able meat to the lion. geeeez

I LOVE D.E.B.S

no seriously. I fucking love that movie.

It’s so damn cheesy and Lucy Diamond is a hottie. Love it love it love it!

you can torrent that shit, or just watch it stream here.

The breakdown is: “The story is actually adolescent Charlie’s Angels with school costumes, and Michael Clarke Duncan in the Charlie role. Recruited by the U.S. government Amy, Max, Janet and the french-speaking Dominique join an underground academy of secret agents known only as D.E.B.S. These crime fighting hotties set out to save the world, but keep their femininity and lipstick intact. The girls are about to take their most important mission- capture Lucy Diamond, the deadliest criminal the world has ever known. No-one has foreseen though, that Amy, the role model student of the academy, would fall in love with Lucy…” ..blah blah…

basically, hot chicks( Devon Aoki, Jordana Brewster, your mom), blantantly cheesy plot, lesbian action (the director wrote a few episodes for the L Word), and great soundtrack (the cure, erasure…etc).

if you haven’t seen this gem, download it NOW. right fucking NOW.

Golden Compass “Meet your Own Daemon” Test

image of the old AWESOME website.

WAHHHHH

They’ve downgraded the Golden Compass website! So now the myst-like CGI interactive quiz is no more! which is exactly what i wanted to post on here for everyone to take.

According to the website:

In the magical world of the Golden Compass, every person has a life companion in the form of an animal called a “Daemon.” A Daemon is a cross between the soul and a best friend. The animal form it takes is a manifestation of the host’s true personality.

I’ll lurk around and try and find the test…then i’ll explain why this test is AWESOME.

THIS ONE, this the most accurate i found but it’s still not as cool as the original website with it’s antique buttons and fairy dust mouse trailers.

I was a jackal.