November 12, 2009
September 18, 2009
Mark Corrigan is the ying to my ying
Mark Corrigan is my inner monologue personified on BBC 4 and i am so glad i’ve found Peep Show because i now know there’s humor in (looks around)…
…anyways here is a gold episode to get you addicted if you’ve skimmed over all my other Peep Show posts on here.
Approx 25mins
Best quotes:
-Mark Corrigans Inner Monologue: OK, here we go. Wedding Day, I am heading for a wedding. How do i feel? Empty? Check. Scared? Check. Alone? Check. Just another ordinary day. Hehe very funny…
Mark Corrigan: Yes, good.. You’know I actually find it kind’ve comforting that our entire relationship can be reduced to an online speech template. I mean, Kenneth Halliwell and Jo Orton couldn’t do that.
Mark Corrigans Inner Monologue: Try to and get beaten up? <guy walks by> I could say he’s got a fat…head? Call him a jizz cock? Not actually a insult all cocks are jizz cocks really. It’d be like calling him a piss kidney. <then goes on to try and get hit by a car>
you’ll understand all too soon.
August 24, 2009
EPIC IAAF MASCOT FAIL
The mascot at the IAAF World Track & Field Championships crashed into a cart while carrying Jamaica’s Melaine Walker on his back. This clip makes me do the one-grunt laugh every single time i watch it.
July 28, 2009
Insanely Titled Books
This one is for A-dub, it’s hardly discharge related
What’s Your Poo Telling You?
“All the greatest hits are here: The Log Jam, The Glass Shard, The Deja Poo, The Hanging Chad… the list goes on. A floater? It’s probably due to a buildup of gas. Now think back on last night’s dinner, a burrito perhaps? Yep, also here.”
ok ok... hardlly discharge related...find the whole list on oddee.com
How to Good-bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way?
“I think constricting anus 100 times and denting navel 100 times in succession everyday is effective to good-bye depression and take back youth. You can do so at a boring meeting or in a subway. I have known 70-year-old man who has practiced it for 20 years. As a result, he has good complexion and has grown 20 years younger. His eyes sparkle. He is full of vigor, happiness and joy. He has neither complained nor born a grudge under any circumstance. Furthermore, he can make love three times in succession without drawing out.”
Pride and Prejudice and Zombies: The Classic Regency Romance
“Features the original text of Jane Austen’s beloved novel… with all-new scenes of bone crunching zombie action.”
July 27, 2009
July 23, 2009
playhouseTV AMEN!
I’m not sure if ya’ll are familiar with PLayhouse but holy shit is it funny!
these guys must LOVE/HATE their jobs. DuRyan and Naveen make me laugh cry everytime i tune in! Now THIS is quality radio broadcasting.
here’s 3 funny vids, my fav’s:
DuRyan tries to cure his hangover with a prairie oyster but ends up producing one of the greatest puking sequences ever! Then instead of taking another he decides to drink his own puke!
Neveen popping a gigantic boil in her armpit.
PK brings back the dead raccoon
BONUS:
DuRyan tries to help out Ivan to puke after coming to work still drunk from the night before.
July 14, 2009
from chive.com’s “These People Really Exist” series
Just a lil taste..
a lil taste of www.chive.com and their “These People Really Exist” series, it’s nasty and car wrecky so hopefully at least one or two other people i know will appreciate this website.
umm anyone notice how much comment addicts suck?? it’s like the KKK all moved to break.com’s comment boards.
so…put that in your pipe and smoke it.
FAIL!
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