umm has anyone seen Charlize’s  J’adore commercial on a BIG screen?? Granted i hadn’t slept in over 2 days, but when it came on late last night I almost had a boner attack! It’s so HOT! She was strutting towards me and all i could do was mumble “ughhhhhh” softly to myself until it ended.

I want charlize to be my girlfriend. So if there are any Charlize look-a-likes out there get at me gurlll

But now as i sit and write this i realize there is something so sexy about hot girls strutting towards the camera…or towards you in real life even. I don’t even need to write a long winded article about the SEXY STRUT EFFECT to prove my point. just look at Exhibit A and B.

Charlize Theron sexifying a hallway.

Nicole Schwablahblah and those other girls.

what the what

OK. how fucking hot is this girl??

what the…

how did they get like that? I dont understand..

oh yes

…Because lurking is my #1 passtime i figured i’d let you decide if this is a joke. I personally think the boyfriend who posted this photos is dead serious and believes his girlfriend doesn’t look like the predator pumpkin a few posts down. but holy shit.

I’d say in cases like this it’s always a wise choice to maybe NOT post over a dozen pics of your weird-looking GF ALL over the internets.

There is nothing that competes with habit
And I know it’s neither deep nor tragic

– aimee mann, ‘You Could Make A Killing”

it’s all good, it’s all OK. i’ll just be forced to look outward and onward because after 2 (semi) break-ups in one day while slightly being crabby from a hangover i’m forced to realize: life can’t be that bad. Yet at this moment I’m holding on by the thinnest of threads with a dazed expression on my face.

nonetheless it’s not that bad. I’ll just listen to jann arden till i snap out of this. or fall all the way in.

mehhh…2 songs later: the only thing that is keeping me from crawling back into bed for another 12hr sleep is the reasurance i got last night by making out with a cute painter at play. I’m still young enough to gauge my self-worth by how many people wanna get with me. and may i never grow out of that.

ANYWHO I’m about to eat dinner then head to St.Albert to watch Lucinda Williams tear at my heart strings a bit more.

15 minutes later: Come to think about it, i feel free for the first time in years.

As a new rule of thumb: I need to start pursuing people that didn’t know me during my fro-years.

I will re-read this in an hour, and delete this post knowing it’s so condesending.

Old news. New love.

and now i know why there are countless sites dedicated to Ellen Feiss a.k.a. the pc-now-mac girl.

like ellenfeiss.net !!! like wtf right?

within a 30 second commerical i have (once again) fallen in love with a girl i don’t even remotely know yet feel like i do.  I think it’s the part where she says ” …and then i had to write it again, fast, and it wasn’t as good” then does her little head bop thing… THAT (le sigh) right there, was the exact moment i realized this was no ordinary commerical crush, but the real deal. the real creeper deal.

I think people totally started to swoon over her because when the commercial was released everyone thought she was intoxicated on WEEEEEEEED or something and to be honest I kind’ve want that speculation to be true. It would add a whole new dynamic to her little good girl student spiel.

obviously i’m getting to into this, but at least i know i’m not the only one. so….fttttffppff

What do you think? isn’t she cute!

Big ups to dichoso for pointing out this viral video that everyone’s already seen.