The Baconcado

The Baconcado: An avocado filled with goat cheese and wrapped in bacon.

This is what they should be teaching in culinary schools seriously fuck foie gras and truffles! If you ever wondered why you’re fat, visit here.

dun gimmie no pretty cakes

PRETTY CAKE THIS AND EAT IT.

funlobby.com has a bunch of kickass disturbing + disgusting cakes here.

i miss the endless supply of meat

i'm soo shiny in this pic

i really do. it was there when i woke up and it was there when i went to sleep. I was always an opponent to all-inclusives until i figured out a way to ignore my good rationality and conscience. It’s called alcohol and that was part of the all-inclusive package. Unlimited amounts of alcohol.

unlimited meat and unlimited booze.

con napoleon