can someone lie to me and tell me this is real or fake. doesn’t matter what you tell me as long as I def’ don’t know the truthhh

dont give me “actual” facts. fabricate a story believable enough for me to swallow about how not real they are and i’ll forget that they totally are. REALLLLLLLLLLLLL

slo-mo just got cooooooler

HOLEE shit. you have to chk out the whole series here on dailymail, but if you dont have time to click thru here’s my favorite shot!

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“Photographer Richard Heeks, from Exeter, used a fast shutter speed of 1/500th of a second and chose a perfect wind-free day so nothing would disturb his shoot, while his wife Sarah provided the all-important finger.

A bubble is made up of three layers – one thin layer of water sandwiched between two layers of soap molecules.

As Mrs Heeks’s finger breaks the surface tension, the perfect sphere is replaced by a round mass of soapy droplets which dissolve into the air. And the bubble is gone.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1199149/Super-slow-motion-pictures-soap-bubble-bursting-stunning-detail.html#ixzz0LDoC7wLK&C

u know when girls give other girls the ‘i’m judging you look’? I would give her that look, then promptly the firm upnod. HOLLER

from chive.com’s “These People Really Exist” series

Just a lil taste..

a lil taste of www.chive.com and their “These People Really Exist” series, it’s nasty and car wrecky so hopefully at least one or two other people i know will appreciate this website.

umm anyone notice how much comment addicts suck?? it’s like the KKK all moved to break.com’s comment boards.

so…put that in your pipe and smoke it.

no but really tho, you been there lately?

FAIL!

i could write lkjdlfkjsldkfjlskjflskd down here cuz this is so self-explanitlakdflksjflajdlkajsdasdl

dont ask. don’t tell.

shit quality, but every picture tells a story…jewish homes n all.

the deeries gone to heaven.

you sha-nameh-neh-mah-mahh Andrognyyyyy

google don’t lie

…as if there is a hotter accent out there.

So i’m in love with a Brazilian and luckily Julia already proved my point way back in 2007, so ftpppfffffff thankyouverymuch

Keeel vs. Kill. omg. sssccccute!

this was like me and my steak yesterday

i wanna move to Buenos Aires dammit

Help, I’m Alive – Metric (Acoustic version)

once you get the first one bopped off it’s pretty much smooth sailing.

wolf whisperer teaches wolf cub how to holla

Nation About Due For Big Cult Suicide

“Citing a general feeling that it has been a while since one last occurred, the FBI warned Monday that the nation should prepare for the possibility of some kind of crazy, cult-related mass suicide. “It is our opinion that members of a fringe organization somewhere in the United States will more than likely engage in a sizable group suicide very soon,” FBI director Robert Mueller told reporters at an early morning press conference. “I mean, can you believe we’ve gone this long without one? It’s been what—10, 12 years? Too long. You just know some charismatic nutjob’s planning something totally insane that’s gonna be like, ‘Whoa. Those people are nuts.’ Right? Mueller explained that the act could be carried out by an isolated sect that sees itself as the victim of a government conspiracy, or perhaps a religious movement wanting its members to cleanse their souls prior to a significant astronomical event. Whatever the circumstances, he warned, all Americans should steel themselves for the grisly details of “a big group of weirdos knocking themselves off in a bizarre, ritualistic fashion.” -cont’d @ link

I’m An African

how many times is too many conseq play-backs?

Beyonce – Lost yo mind

wait for it….wait for it..

Bear Grylls is my new LOVE.

I just finished watching the Man Vs. Wild episode w/ Will Ferrell, and stumbled upon this nugget.

SO GOOD! wait till the end…

say jean – Ride IT — the pride of Turkey..

Say Jean – Ride IT The Official Music Video – watch more funny videos

guy eats mouse

Nothing like a good ol dry heave ho to jump start your evening, or morning depending when youcheck this nugget out.

Simply put: EWW.

–uhh those guys Canadian–

if only the mum wouldn’t kill me first.

Hammer Pants Dance

“Group of dancers wearing Hammer Pants flashmob a trendy store and surprise hipsters in skinny jeans.”
HOLY SHIT. They are given’r

CSI Miami – Endless Caruso One Liners

Thank you fellow CSI Miami fan for making this brillant montage.

-Sincerely,

that girl.

TOP 10 Coolest Places To Swim

I’m not  swimmer, not even in the slightest. The thought of not be able to touch the sea floor with my feet makes me queesy even as i write this at my desk. So when i came across this list at SuperTightStuff.com I thought it would fit perfectly amongst all the random wtf stuff i post on here on a daily basis.

It’s weird, i can watch 20 billion videos of people breaking random bones, but watching this clip below was the nastiest thing i’ve done in awhile and within the 40 second clip all it shows it people having the time of their life sans deaths. hmmmm. telling?

“The Devil’s Swimming Pool, or Devil’s Armchair, is a naturally formed infinity pool at the very top of Victoria Falls in Zambia. 420 feet above the river below, it is perfectly safe (in the dry season) to relax at the edge of one of the world’s largest waterfalls. From above the water it appears as if there’s nothing to stop one from being carried over the lip of the falls, but beneath the surface there is a natural rocky ledge that generates a back-eddy and stops the current. Looks scary, especially to jumping into, but the thousands of still-alive visitors can attest to its perfect safety record.”

Here’s a excerpt from #1 on the list that i’ll also post up because coincidentally I would’ve been  landing in Vieques Island today (around this time no less) with the Angry Spaniard if situations were a bit different.

1. Bioluminescent Bay

Located in Puerto Rico, on Vieques Island, there is a shallow body of water with a narrow inlet known as Mosquito Bay. In each gallon of the bay there are 720,000 phosphorescent single-celled organisms that glow when they are agitated. It is a defense mechanism — the glowing is designed to daze whatever predator is bothering the tiny dinoflagellates. All together the bay, on a moonless night, will produce more than enough light to read. Swimming in Mosquito Bay will cause your limbs to be bathed in blue-green light. If you stop moving the light will dim, and eventually disappear completely, but each time you twitch it begins anew. Every time your kayak moves it too will be illuminated. It’s also easy to spot larger creatures; when manta rays or large jellies enter the mangrove swamps gentle rings of light form around them. If you scoop up a handful of the water you can watch individual glowing plankton roll down your arms and hands. And the salinity of the water, like the Dead Sea below, is high enough you can float sitting upright. Photographing Biobay isn’t easy, so there aren’t many high quality pictures of it, but enjoy the ones we found below.

FULL LIST HURR

my new t-shirts n’ thangs: ROCKSMITH, LAMAR and DAULEY + The SNEAKTIP

I’m considerably poorer but infinitely fresher.

for most of these check karmaloop, strictlyfitteds or dr.jays .

Lamar and Dauley , The Sneaktip + ROCKSMITH websites here.

OMGOMG OMGOMGOMGOMG

SPIRIT OF TRUTH

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

“I know this might look dumb but trust me this is one of the funniest videos I have seen in a long time. You guys have got to check this one out. Its from a Los Angeles public access program that aired back in 1997.” -break.com

Israel Lancho demonstrates the art of “I Told You So”

gored Spanish matador Israel Lancho during a bullfight at the San Isidro’s fair in Madrid Wednesday. (Daniel Ochoa de Olza/Associated Press)

Pretty much all the pictures for today all gold. Check out the Wall Street Journal Pics Of The Day.

i hope everyone has seen Star Trek by now.

…AND Wolverine: Origins for that matter..that’s a no brainer tho, since it leaked like a preggo lady in heat way back when.

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hahahahahahaaa

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OK sidetrack ahoi:

BUT you know what i hate? The fucking ShawCable ‘Powering Canadian Athletes’ commericals..ohh god. could they make 30 seconds seem any more bland? ed. I tried to find a video, not hard enough though so you’ll have to take my word on this.

With that said, you know what i love? The new’ish Burger King commercials! My favorite is the Reverse Pick-pocket. It’s so strange, so random, so creepy. I was legitimetly shocked it got me out of the house, into the car and right up to the drive-way window. brillo job ad guys. brillo.

I’m also big into UFC fighters breaking down and crying hardcore upon winning by guillotine. Tim Hague Edmontons own straight up 780 REPRESENTIN @ UFC 98 FOR ALL THE ALKOHOLIK NORTHERN ALBERTANS. good bit! anyone catch that match out on the prelim card? watch here.

ummm forrest vs silva??

more like machida vs silva. at least feed able meat to the lion. geeeez

25 People Breaking Their Legs

good good idea buddy

NO joke. This link is not for the weak at heart.

In keeping with the fucked-up blog entries i got going i bestow 25 People Breaking Their Legs. Matt Stopera from BuzFeed compiled this nasty video list into fruition  for no good reason other than to entertain the fuck out of my evening.

#2 is by far the worst, start watching at 00:50 and puke a lil for me.

Nico this one’s for you!

ALL VIDEOS INCLUDE GRAPHIC IMAGES (doye)

i leave forever and the first thing i post is…

THIS!

also if you feel like having a unicorn-siting-WTF moment, check out ‘The Lovely’ Arianny in an interview with Celeste. SHE SPEAKS!

wishlist #56 omg omg omg omg omg

“A new concept design from Ji Woong feature a zipper that lets you zip them up to eliminate cable knots. Bonus points for the volume and hold feature in the zipper pull. As this is just a concept at this time, no price or availability, but if real manufacturers are paying attention, maybe we’ll actually see this hit the streets.” w/ photos

I Remember Andrea

“I really really did really not want to go to my ten year high school reunion, so I hired a stripper to go, as me, instead. Really.”

The Bailout

The Bailout

All this talk about “stimulus packages” and “bailouts”…

A billion dollars…

A hundred billion dollars…

Eight hundred billion dollars…

One TRILLION dollars…

What does that look like? I mean, these various numbers are tossed around like so many doggie treats, so I thought I’d take Google Sketchup out for a test drive and try to get a sense of what exactly a trillion dollars looks like.

We’ll start with a $100 dollar bill. Currently the largest U.S. denomination in general circulation. Most everyone has seen them, slighty fewer have owned them. Guaranteed to make friends wherever they go.

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A packet of one hundred $100 bills is less than 1/2″ thick and contains $10,000. Fits in your pocket easily and is more than enough for week or two of shamefully decadent fun.

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Believe it or not, this next little pile is $1 million dollars (100 packets of $10,000). You could stuff that into a grocery bag and walk around with it.

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While a measly $1 million looked a little unimpressive, $100 million is a little more respectable. It fits neatly on a standard pallet…

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And $1 BILLION dollars… now we’re really getting somewhere…

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Next we’ll look at ONE TRILLION dollars. This is that number we’ve been hearing so much about. What is a trillion dollars? Well, it’s a million million. It’s a thousand billion. It’s a one followed by 12 zeros.

You ready for this?

It’s pretty surprising.

Go ahead…

Scroll down…

Ladies and gentlemen… I give you $1 trillion dollars..

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(And notice those pallets are double stacked.)

So the next time you hear someone toss around the phrase “trillion dollars”… that’s what they’re talking about.

Thanks for the forward cid! get a blog!

CRIS DERKSEN MAY LONG WKND @ THE EMPRESS (dats 780)

I can’t stop playing HALO

..and i don’t want to.