humans are sucksacs

Above: Exhibit A demonstrating this point by dancing to “My Humps”. Dude has a crazy looking mid-section, guhh.

OMFG, this one is even creepier. He’s performing to Britney Spears’ ‘Circus’ and you can hear him sing along, in all my time blogging this is bar far one of the most unsettling things i’ve seen online. This one FAR EXCEEDS the first video. Dear God we are done for.

funny comment: “please tell me ur straight….. u cant be gay…. i dont want you in our team…. ” -joc868

Did you Know? -WATCH-

Newly Revised Edition Created by Karl Fisch, and modified by Scott McLeod; Globalization & The Information Age. It was even adapted by Sony BMG at an executive meeting they held in Rome this year. Credits are also given to Scott McLeod, Jeff Brenman

The Baconcado

The Baconcado: An avocado filled with goat cheese and wrapped in bacon.

This is what they should be teaching in culinary schools seriously fuck foie gras and truffles! If you ever wondered why you’re fat, visit here.

Futuristic Computer Concepts. …begin drooling…NOW

MacBook Touch by Tommaso Gecchelin

Highlights: flexibility in form-factor via iSpine technology, flexible OLED screen, and Magic Dock that externalize ports to keep the appearance clean.

HP LiM (Less is More) Concept by Jeffrey S. Engelhardt

Highlights: use of Bamboo fabric across the aluminum frame of the PC, 19″ transparent touch OLED screen along with a wireless keyboard, virtual trackpad.

Canvas by Kyle Cherry

Highlights: designed for those in the creative arts fields, offers a wide area for workspace.

B-membrane by Won-Seok Lee

Highlights: built-in projector that removes the need for a separate monitor, a membrane keyboard that appears when needed, integrated optical drive, projector can beam ambient lights.

Beyonce – Ego

annnnd it’s BEYONNNNNNCE (again!)

Also i hope you’ve checked out Beyonce’s ‘Diva’ video. I can’t remember if i’ve posted it yet, but ummm HERE .

Sidenote: K, go to 1:28 in Diva. K. Doesn’t the dancer on (your) left look like Aaliyah??? like a lot?? anyone??

fyah tunnel

Mark Corrigan is the ying to my ying

Mark Corrigan is my inner monologue personified on BBC 4 and i am so glad i’ve found Peep Show because i now know there’s humor in (looks around)…

…anyways here is a gold episode to get you addicted if you’ve skimmed over all my other Peep Show posts on here.

Approx 25mins

Best quotes:

-Mark Corrigans Inner Monologue: OK, here we go. Wedding Day, I am heading for a wedding.  How do i feel? Empty? Check. Scared? Check.  Alone? Check. Just another ordinary day. Hehe very funny…

Mark Corrigan: Yes, good.. You’know I actually find it kind’ve comforting that our entire relationship can be reduced to an online speech template.  I mean, Kenneth Halliwell and Jo Orton couldn’t do that.

Mark Corrigans Inner Monologue: Try to and get beaten up? <guy walks by> I could say he’s got a fat…head? Call him a jizz cock? Not actually a insult all cocks are jizz cocks really. It’d be like calling him a piss kidney. <then goes on to try and get hit by a car>

you’ll understand all too soon.

VANCITY -FIND THE SHOT CONTEST deadline: Sept 25th, 2009!

First person to find this lamp-post in Vancouver then send me a picture of yourself posing in front of it recieves a 6-pack OR bottle of wine from me! SO jump on your bikes, boards or cars for the chance of free booze! Place picture in comments or simply email me at: dopetype.wordpress at gmail dot com

Contest deadline: Sept 26th, 2009

goooood luck!

Feel free to leave hints and  notes for peeps in the comments if you know where it is! hehe

C’ALL Future Phone – try not freaking out when you lose this

Smart design by Dima Komissarov except for the fact that stoners not only exist but thrive in this modern modern world.

Multifuntional Credit Card/GPS Device/Mobile Videophone/Car+House Keys w/ biometric fingerprint capture terminal + ability to switch from Mac to PC

wishlist #79 – Teeth Mug

You can buy this bad boy here. At $24 it’s a bit pricey but dude c’mon it’s a creepy teethy mug! This might be the only coffee cup that looks better with coffee stains on it.

“Individually hand-carved by skilled Tiawanese ceramic artists to ensure every set of teeth is straight and clean with the brightest smiles”

link

   

_ _rald?

?????

I understand K-Fed is a person with feelings n’ stuff too but WTF.

obviously i haven’t been keeping up to date with my trashblogs cuz when the holy helllll did K-Fed get so big??? I heard about his weight gain but missed out on the photo play-by-play. he’s a trained dancer too so this must be hell for him…a very wealthy cushy set-for-life hell….

 

Eitherway GAD he’s such a douche…

gators and crocs are dinosaurs closest living relatives. did you know that?

 

DONT FISH TOO CLOSE TO THE WATERS EDGE IN ALLI TERRITORY

the following photos are legit unfortunately. the photo series is obvs NSFW, but neither is this entire blog sooo..here’s the linkie

EPIC IAAF MASCOT FAIL

The mascot at the IAAF World Track & Field Championships crashed into a cart while carrying Jamaica’s Melaine Walker on his back. This clip makes me do the one-grunt laugh every single time i watch it.

Lyric – Let The Beat Ride

ADHD mixed with a passion for percussion? my new soul mate?

CURR FAV: 4 LETTER WORD – THE GOSSIP

My new insta-fav off their new album ” Music For Men”

TURN UP YOUR SPEAKERS THEN PRESS PLAY

enjoi! thanks x2323 a-dub!

Passion & Melvin- Cater 2 U (Acoustic)

the chubby one (Melvin) is so unassuming iit makes watching the whole clip that much better. smellllls like Pinoy PRIDE!

my first hi-def bathroom w/ ani’s and AO’s + my first-make up app w/ alt colour

Ralph Bakshi’s Heavy Traffic – In the Top 10 weirdest Movies EVAR category

Why?

Weird Moments: Snowflake, the nympho-transvestite, gets beat up by a drunk; The bullet that kills Mike enters his head in slow-motion; Mike’s movie-pitch (Wikipedia states the pitch better than I could: “In the distant future following a nuclear war, the world is covered with garbage. Most of humanity has been either destroyed or mutated, though the men are still horny, and apparently horny enough that they don’t care what they hump. A pile of garbage comes to life, as a result of a man humping it, and is worshiped as a religious figure, becoming known as ‘Mother Pile.’ The last living human female, Wanda The Last, becomes a sort of side-show attraction and tours the land with her duck-billed mutant manager, Warren. One night, God speaks to Warren, asking Warren to let Him have sex with Wanda. Warren obliges, and Wanda gives birth to the new ‘Messiah.’ Throughout His son’s life, Mother Pile searches for him, and although she crucified many men, not one of them gave her his location. Meanwhile, God gives His son lessons of ‘The Truth.’ The story ends after the son spends roughly three months meditating in a cave. After a shout of ‘I’ve got the Truth, Pop!,’ he shoots God in the head, who in turn topples over and crushes Mother Pile. The Messiah then comes out of the cave, looks over at God’s corpse, and says that the truth he received was that God had been conning them the whole time.”).

How just one joint could wreck your mental health – k but, injecting THC??? this is a bit of a stretch no?

“Cannabis causes mental illness and even one-off users show signs of behaviour linked to schizophrenia, pioneering research showed yesterday. It found in tests on 22 healthy students and academics that half showed an ‘acute psychotic reaction’ when injected with the main active ingredient of the drug. And it detected a series of similarities to symptoms of schizophrenia in their responses. The research, the first to try to chart exactly the impact of doses of cannabis on mental functions and mood, is one of the clearest indicators yet that the drug is a primary cause of mental illness. It suggests that current Home Office advice to young people, which says that the drug is dangerous only to those who already have mental health problems, is misinformed and misleading.” w/ photo

pharma style by Carte Blanche

“While what’s old is new again – and couture is recycling incredibly fast… are we really at a point of Cocaine Chic being in? Well, CarteBlanche is the brain child of French Designers Jean-Philippe and Gaston Valeur- a “new luxury products company pioneering cocaine-chic couture”. Wow. But i think this opens up a whole new line of pharma merch – think of it the way beer brands advertise on billiard lamps and neon signage – can’t you see doc’s offices and hip loungey bars with crazy pill filled PILLows? Beanbags (i mean PILLbags)? The possibilities go so far. And they could be in different colors and shapes and sizes… So get to it someone – open the PILL bar or pharmacy?”

beautiful pictures of ropejumpi…whoa wait, russian girls are kinda really totally cute!

It’s new fun in some Russian cities, to jump from the bridge with the rope in a big group, when there is no water under the bridge but raw firm ice, also they use to jump at that same moment when the train is going thru the bridge – just imagine what the machinist could think when he sees a bunch of people standing on the rails just before the moving train, so he probably starts slowing down and then all those people jump out of the bridge…

and then the police come...



LINK.

Insanely Titled Books

This one is for A-dub, it’s hardly discharge related

What’s Your Poo Telling You?

“All the greatest hits are here: The Log Jam, The Glass Shard, The Deja Poo, The Hanging Chad… the list goes on. A floater? It’s probably due to a buildup of gas. Now think back on last night’s dinner, a burrito perhaps? Yep, also here.”

ok ok... hardlly discharge related...find the whole list on oddee.com


How to Good-bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way?

“I think constricting anus 100 times and denting navel 100 times in succession everyday is effective to good-bye depression and take back youth. You can do so at a boring meeting or in a subway. I have known 70-year-old man who has practiced it for 20 years. As a result, he has good complexion and has grown 20 years younger. His eyes sparkle. He is full of vigor, happiness and joy. He has neither complained nor born a grudge under any circumstance. Furthermore, he can make love three times in succession without drawing out.”

Pride and Prejudice and Zombies: The Classic Regency Romance
“Features the original text of Jane Austen’s beloved novel… with all-new scenes of bone crunching zombie action.”

huge private home vs. small residential landscape

This monstrosity of a house in Malaysia by the TYL Design Group took a whopping five years to design and build, a stark and huge contrast to the relatively small scale of the surrounding residential neighborhood. The clients are, perhaps unsurprisingly, real estate moguls themselves who have shaped city skylines and have an eye for the extremes of urban building – making this a most suitable abode to express their influence and legacy.

the cyst: philippine healers vs. true love

This original footage is taken from Super8 film taken in the Philippines in 1976 and 1977.

vs.

“This is a example of the true love I have for my boyfriend! Its a vid of me squeezing the puss out of my boyfriends back (which has to be done on a regualr basis i might add!) . Its never ending with an eruption part way through and it frikken stinks!!! Enjoy and vomit as you please !!!”

Ball Girl Makes Incredible Catch

A minor league ball girl makes an incredible catch on a foul ball in left field.

straight up 1st generation 101

oh boy…Grandma swearing in english.

playhouseTV AMEN!

I’m not sure if ya’ll are familiar with PLayhouse but holy shit is it funny!

these guys must LOVE/HATE their jobs. DuRyan and Naveen make me laugh cry everytime i tune in! Now THIS is quality radio broadcasting.

here’s 3 funny vids, my fav’s:

DuRyan tries to cure his hangover with a prairie oyster but ends up producing one of the greatest puking sequences ever! Then instead of taking another he decides to drink his own puke!

Neveen popping a gigantic boil in her armpit.

PK brings back the dead raccoon

BONUS:

DuRyan tries to help out Ivan to puke after coming to work still drunk from the night before.

THIS takes the CAKE.

K.

K….

UGHHHHH .

EUYYYGHHH

K….

dun gimmie no pretty cakes

PRETTY CAKE THIS AND EAT IT.

funlobby.com has a bunch of kickass disturbing + disgusting cakes here.

The world-renowned beaches of St.Petersburg Russia??

…will most likely give you some sort of bacterial infection as a parting gift…

like wtf.

i’ll be straight with you: She poos the Hot Tub

So if you don’t want to see some girl poo the hot tub don’t press play.

I’m not sure why anyone would press play actually..but i did, and i regret it… so i feel I should make someone else waste 20 seconds of their life along w/ me.

Amazing Rally

I just saw this on LiveLeak and WTF its this crazy rally between the Uof A Golden Bears and UBC!

780! STAND UP!! hahahaha weird! It was strange to open up my RSS feeds and see my hometown peeps sweeping crazy hits w/ this vid.

Go GOLDENBEARS…and PANDAS. wOOt.

just imagine being there watching that shit, the crowd sounds pumped. I’d be too

LINKS to WATCH UFC 100 Prelim bouts! Also my muthafu#K Brock Lesnar post.

This link would not be possible without my friend Nico over at PLAYAHATERSBALL.

this link made me salivate. no lie.

HERE’s the prelim bouts from UFC 100

AHHHHH CLICK ME AHHHHHHH CLICK ME

UFC did not dissapoint in the slightest…wait, except for the MAIN EVENT, which was bullshit i thought. After the line up of pure gold matches on the prelim + main card, watching Brock Lesnar and his cinder blocks bash Mir’s eye sockets for a round and a half was straight up dissapointing. I personally thing the man is just too wide to be competing with anyone other than oldskool-Sapp and Choi…seriously, they should start a 3 man division by themselves.

Eitherway i hate Lesnar. I hate him so much i actually wanted Mir to win. ughh. I wanna see Silva and Fedor take him on in a dark alley while street fighter music plays in the background. Lotsa snaps and side-stepping. .I can’t stand the guy and his shitty ass tattoos. UGHH and seeing his body move in that abnormally quick and skiddish way that it does. UGhhhhh

btw…on a MMA girlie note: how cute was GSP and his corner coaches during his match with Alves?? sssssscute!

10 cases of American Intervention in Latin America

listverse compiles another gooder. This time a tally of horrendous US backed invasions in the Latin Americas.

My Mum is from Grenada and i was shocked/not shocked at all to find it on this list. Shocked that people knew about what happened on the isle of spice, and not shocked because after growing up hearing the stories from my family of the atrocities done by the US admin during the invasion I always understood the full gravity of what Reagan and his racist elitist anglo-gangbanging gang really did.
Makes me sick to my stomach to think about it now. Bishop, Fidel and Che are greatly admired in Grenada even to this day. Mr.R thankfully is NOT.
Grenada doesn’t have Reagan to thank for sh*t.

link Thanks for the great list GringoJoe! :)