humans are sucksacs

Above: Exhibit A demonstrating this point by dancing to “My Humps”. Dude has a crazy looking mid-section, guhh.

OMFG, this one is even creepier. He’s performing to Britney Spears’ ‘Circus’ and you can hear him sing along, in all my time blogging this is bar far one of the most unsettling things i’ve seen online. This one FAR EXCEEDS the first video. Dear God we are done for.

funny comment: “please tell me ur straight….. u cant be gay…. i dont want you in our team…. ” -joc868

Did you Know? -WATCH-

Newly Revised Edition Created by Karl Fisch, and modified by Scott McLeod; Globalization & The Information Age. It was even adapted by Sony BMG at an executive meeting they held in Rome this year. Credits are also given to Scott McLeod, Jeff Brenman

The Baconcado

The Baconcado: An avocado filled with goat cheese and wrapped in bacon.

This is what they should be teaching in culinary schools seriously fuck foie gras and truffles! If you ever wondered why you’re fat, visit here.

Futuristic Computer Concepts. …begin drooling…NOW

MacBook Touch by Tommaso Gecchelin

Highlights: flexibility in form-factor via iSpine technology, flexible OLED screen, and Magic Dock that externalize ports to keep the appearance clean.

HP LiM (Less is More) Concept by Jeffrey S. Engelhardt

Highlights: use of Bamboo fabric across the aluminum frame of the PC, 19″ transparent touch OLED screen along with a wireless keyboard, virtual trackpad.

Canvas by Kyle Cherry

Highlights: designed for those in the creative arts fields, offers a wide area for workspace.

B-membrane by Won-Seok Lee

Highlights: built-in projector that removes the need for a separate monitor, a membrane keyboard that appears when needed, integrated optical drive, projector can beam ambient lights.

Beyonce – Ego

annnnd it’s BEYONNNNNNCE (again!)

Also i hope you’ve checked out Beyonce’s ‘Diva’ video. I can’t remember if i’ve posted it yet, but ummm HERE .

Sidenote: K, go to 1:28 in Diva. K. Doesn’t the dancer on (your) left look like Aaliyah??? like a lot?? anyone??

fyah tunnel

Mark Corrigan is the ying to my ying

Mark Corrigan is my inner monologue personified on BBC 4 and i am so glad i’ve found Peep Show because i now know there’s humor in (looks around)…

…anyways here is a gold episode to get you addicted if you’ve skimmed over all my other Peep Show posts on here.

Approx 25mins

Best quotes:

-Mark Corrigans Inner Monologue: OK, here we go. Wedding Day, I am heading for a wedding.  How do i feel? Empty? Check. Scared? Check.  Alone? Check. Just another ordinary day. Hehe very funny…

Mark Corrigan: Yes, good.. You’know I actually find it kind’ve comforting that our entire relationship can be reduced to an online speech template.  I mean, Kenneth Halliwell and Jo Orton couldn’t do that.

Mark Corrigans Inner Monologue: Try to and get beaten up? <guy walks by> I could say he’s got a fat…head? Call him a jizz cock? Not actually a insult all cocks are jizz cocks really. It’d be like calling him a piss kidney. <then goes on to try and get hit by a car>

you’ll understand all too soon.

VANCITY -FIND THE SHOT CONTEST deadline: Sept 25th, 2009!

First person to find this lamp-post in Vancouver then send me a picture of yourself posing in front of it recieves a 6-pack OR bottle of wine from me! SO jump on your bikes, boards or cars for the chance of free booze! Place picture in comments or simply email me at: dopetype.wordpress at gmail dot com

Contest deadline: Sept 26th, 2009

goooood luck!

Feel free to leave hints and  notes for peeps in the comments if you know where it is! hehe

C’ALL Future Phone – try not freaking out when you lose this

Smart design by Dima Komissarov except for the fact that stoners not only exist but thrive in this modern modern world.

Multifuntional Credit Card/GPS Device/Mobile Videophone/Car+House Keys w/ biometric fingerprint capture terminal + ability to switch from Mac to PC

wishlist #79 – Teeth Mug

You can buy this bad boy here. At $24 it’s a bit pricey but dude c’mon it’s a creepy teethy mug! This might be the only coffee cup that looks better with coffee stains on it.

“Individually hand-carved by skilled Tiawanese ceramic artists to ensure every set of teeth is straight and clean with the brightest smiles”

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