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July 28, 2009 · Leave a Comment

This one is for A-dub, it’s hardly discharge related

What’s Your Poo Telling You?


“All the greatest hits are here: The Log Jam, The Glass Shard, The Deja Poo, The Hanging Chad… the list goes on. A floater? It’s probably due to a buildup of gas. Now think back on last night’s dinner, a burrito perhaps? Yep, also here.”

ok ok... hardlly discharge related...find the whole list on oddee.com


How to Good-bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way?

“I think constricting anus 100 times and denting navel 100 times in succession everyday is effective to good-bye depression and take back youth. You can do so at a boring meeting or in a subway. I have known 70-year-old man who has practiced it for 20 years. As a result, he has good complexion and has grown 20 years younger. His eyes sparkle. He is full of vigor, happiness and joy. He has neither complained nor born a grudge under any circumstance. Furthermore, he can make love three times in succession without drawing out.”

Pride and Prejudice and Zombies: The Classic Regency Romance
“Features the original text of Jane Austen’s beloved novel… with all-new scenes of bone crunching zombie action.”

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