July 28, 2009
Ralph Bakshi’s Heavy Traffic – In the Top 10 weirdest Movies EVAR category
Why?
Weird Moments: Snowflake, the nympho-transvestite, gets beat up by a drunk; The bullet that kills Mike enters his head in slow-motion; Mike’s movie-pitch (Wikipedia states the pitch better than I could: “In the distant future following a nuclear war, the world is covered with garbage. Most of humanity has been either destroyed or mutated, though the men are still horny, and apparently horny enough that they don’t care what they hump. A pile of garbage comes to life, as a result of a man humping it, and is worshiped as a religious figure, becoming known as ‘Mother Pile.’ The last living human female, Wanda The Last, becomes a sort of side-show attraction and tours the land with her duck-billed mutant manager, Warren. One night, God speaks to Warren, asking Warren to let Him have sex with Wanda. Warren obliges, and Wanda gives birth to the new ‘Messiah.’ Throughout His son’s life, Mother Pile searches for him, and although she crucified many men, not one of them gave her his location. Meanwhile, God gives His son lessons of ‘The Truth.’ The story ends after the son spends roughly three months meditating in a cave. After a shout of ‘I’ve got the Truth, Pop!,’ he shoots God in the head, who in turn topples over and crushes Mother Pile. The Messiah then comes out of the cave, looks over at God’s corpse, and says that the truth he received was that God had been conning them the whole time.”).
How just one joint could wreck your mental health – k but, injecting THC??? this is a bit of a stretch no?
“Cannabis causes mental illness and even one-off users show signs of behaviour linked to schizophrenia, pioneering research showed yesterday. It found in tests on 22 healthy students and academics that half showed an ‘acute psychotic reaction’ when injected with the main active ingredient of the drug. And it detected a series of similarities to symptoms of schizophrenia in their responses. The research, the first to try to chart exactly the impact of doses of cannabis on mental functions and mood, is one of the clearest indicators yet that the drug is a primary cause of mental illness. It suggests that current Home Office advice to young people, which says that the drug is dangerous only to those who already have mental health problems, is misinformed and misleading.” w/ photo
pharma style by Carte Blanche
“While what’s old is new again – and couture is recycling incredibly fast… are we really at a point of Cocaine Chic being in? Well, CarteBlanche is the brain child of French Designers Jean-Philippe and Gaston Valeur- a “new luxury products company pioneering cocaine-chic couture”. Wow. But i think this opens up a whole new line of pharma merch – think of it the way beer brands advertise on billiard lamps and neon signage – can’t you see doc’s offices and hip loungey bars with crazy pill filled PILLows? Beanbags (i mean PILLbags)? The possibilities go so far. And they could be in different colors and shapes and sizes… So get to it someone – open the PILL bar or pharmacy?”
beautiful pictures of ropejumpi…whoa wait, russian girls are kinda really totally cute!
It’s new fun in some Russian cities, to jump from the bridge with the rope in a big group, when there is no water under the bridge but raw firm ice, also they use to jump at that same moment when the train is going thru the bridge – just imagine what the machinist could think when he sees a bunch of people standing on the rails just before the moving train, so he probably starts slowing down and then all those people jump out of the bridge…
and then the police come...
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Insanely Titled Books
This one is for A-dub, it’s hardly discharge related
What’s Your Poo Telling You?
“All the greatest hits are here: The Log Jam, The Glass Shard, The Deja Poo, The Hanging Chad… the list goes on. A floater? It’s probably due to a buildup of gas. Now think back on last night’s dinner, a burrito perhaps? Yep, also here.”
ok ok... hardlly discharge related...find the whole list on oddee.com
How to Good-bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way?
“I think constricting anus 100 times and denting navel 100 times in succession everyday is effective to good-bye depression and take back youth. You can do so at a boring meeting or in a subway. I have known 70-year-old man who has practiced it for 20 years. As a result, he has good complexion and has grown 20 years younger. His eyes sparkle. He is full of vigor, happiness and joy. He has neither complained nor born a grudge under any circumstance. Furthermore, he can make love three times in succession without drawing out.”
Pride and Prejudice and Zombies: The Classic Regency Romance
“Features the original text of Jane Austen’s beloved novel… with all-new scenes of bone crunching zombie action.”
huge private home vs. small residential landscape
This monstrosity of a house in Malaysia by the TYL Design Group took a whopping five years to design and build, a stark and huge contrast to the relatively small scale of the surrounding residential neighborhood. The clients are, perhaps unsurprisingly, real estate moguls themselves who have shaped city skylines and have an eye for the extremes of urban building – making this a most suitable abode to express their influence and legacy.
the cyst: philippine healers vs. true love
This original footage is taken from Super8 film taken in the Philippines in 1976 and 1977.
vs.
“This is a example of the true love I have for my boyfriend! Its a vid of me squeezing the puss out of my boyfriends back (which has to be done on a regualr basis i might add!) . Its never ending with an eruption part way through and it frikken stinks!!! Enjoy and vomit as you please !!!”
July 27, 2009
Ball Girl Makes Incredible Catch
A minor league ball girl makes an incredible catch on a foul ball in left field.
