CSI Miami – Endless Caruso One Liners

Thank you fellow CSI Miami fan for making this brillant montage.

-Sincerely,

that girl.

TOP 10 Coolest Places To Swim

I’m not  swimmer, not even in the slightest. The thought of not be able to touch the sea floor with my feet makes me queesy even as i write this at my desk. So when i came across this list at SuperTightStuff.com I thought it would fit perfectly amongst all the random wtf stuff i post on here on a daily basis.

It’s weird, i can watch 20 billion videos of people breaking random bones, but watching this clip below was the nastiest thing i’ve done in awhile and within the 40 second clip all it shows it people having the time of their life sans deaths. hmmmm. telling?

“The Devil’s Swimming Pool, or Devil’s Armchair, is a naturally formed infinity pool at the very top of Victoria Falls in Zambia. 420 feet above the river below, it is perfectly safe (in the dry season) to relax at the edge of one of the world’s largest waterfalls. From above the water it appears as if there’s nothing to stop one from being carried over the lip of the falls, but beneath the surface there is a natural rocky ledge that generates a back-eddy and stops the current. Looks scary, especially to jumping into, but the thousands of still-alive visitors can attest to its perfect safety record.”

Here’s a excerpt from #1 on the list that i’ll also post up because coincidentally I would’ve been  landing in Vieques Island today (around this time no less) with the Angry Spaniard if situations were a bit different.

1. Bioluminescent Bay

Located in Puerto Rico, on Vieques Island, there is a shallow body of water with a narrow inlet known as Mosquito Bay. In each gallon of the bay there are 720,000 phosphorescent single-celled organisms that glow when they are agitated. It is a defense mechanism — the glowing is designed to daze whatever predator is bothering the tiny dinoflagellates. All together the bay, on a moonless night, will produce more than enough light to read. Swimming in Mosquito Bay will cause your limbs to be bathed in blue-green light. If you stop moving the light will dim, and eventually disappear completely, but each time you twitch it begins anew. Every time your kayak moves it too will be illuminated. It’s also easy to spot larger creatures; when manta rays or large jellies enter the mangrove swamps gentle rings of light form around them. If you scoop up a handful of the water you can watch individual glowing plankton roll down your arms and hands. And the salinity of the water, like the Dead Sea below, is high enough you can float sitting upright. Photographing Biobay isn’t easy, so there aren’t many high quality pictures of it, but enjoy the ones we found below.

FULL LIST HURR

my new t-shirts n’ thangs: ROCKSMITH, LAMAR and DAULEY + The SNEAKTIP

I’m considerably poorer but infinitely fresher.

for most of these check karmaloop, strictlyfitteds or dr.jays .

Lamar and Dauley , The Sneaktip + ROCKSMITH websites here.

OMGOMG OMGOMGOMGOMG

SPIRIT OF TRUTH

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“I know this might look dumb but trust me this is one of the funniest videos I have seen in a long time. You guys have got to check this one out. Its from a Los Angeles public access program that aired back in 1997.” -break.com

Israel Lancho demonstrates the art of “I Told You So”

gored Spanish matador Israel Lancho during a bullfight at the San Isidro’s fair in Madrid Wednesday. (Daniel Ochoa de Olza/Associated Press)

Pretty much all the pictures for today all gold. Check out the Wall Street Journal Pics Of The Day.

i hope everyone has seen Star Trek by now.

…AND Wolverine: Origins for that matter..that’s a no brainer tho, since it leaked like a preggo lady in heat way back when.

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OK sidetrack ahoi:

BUT you know what i hate? The fucking ShawCable ‘Powering Canadian Athletes’ commericals..ohh god. could they make 30 seconds seem any more bland? ed. I tried to find a video, not hard enough though so you’ll have to take my word on this.

With that said, you know what i love? The new’ish Burger King commercials! My favorite is the Reverse Pick-pocket. It’s so strange, so random, so creepy. I was legitimetly shocked it got me out of the house, into the car and right up to the drive-way window. brillo job ad guys. brillo.

I’m also big into UFC fighters breaking down and crying hardcore upon winning by guillotine. Tim Hague Edmontons own straight up 780 REPRESENTIN @ UFC 98 FOR ALL THE ALKOHOLIK NORTHERN ALBERTANS. good bit! anyone catch that match out on the prelim card? watch here.

ummm forrest vs silva??

more like machida vs silva. at least feed able meat to the lion. geeeez

25 People Breaking Their Legs

good good idea buddy

NO joke. This link is not for the weak at heart.

In keeping with the fucked-up blog entries i got going i bestow 25 People Breaking Their Legs. Matt Stopera from BuzFeed compiled this nasty video list into fruition  for no good reason other than to entertain the fuck out of my evening.

#2 is by far the worst, start watching at 00:50 and puke a lil for me.

Nico this one’s for you!

ALL VIDEOS INCLUDE GRAPHIC IMAGES (doye)

i leave forever and the first thing i post is…

THIS!

also if you feel like having a unicorn-siting-WTF moment, check out ‘The Lovely’ Arianny in an interview with Celeste. SHE SPEAKS!