why does everyone on dancing with the stars look so happy?

am i missing something?

how much do they get paid?

everyone genuinely looks like they give a serious fuck…even steve-o!

…which leads me to believe it’s mass hypnosis.

like c’mon… not even charity could make the stars care more then they already do…battling thru broken this…and waltzing thru torn that’s…i just know there’s a huge catch to this show that the producers aren’t letting on, and altho i haven’t figured out i know it revolves around $$$$, hypnotism and maybe laughing gas in the air vents.

hmmmmm…