David Brent Microsoft Training Video – Ricky Gervais + Stephen Merchant doin their stuff

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someone took time to create this collage of Owen Wilsons nose.

i’m jus sayin…

someone has more spare time than me! wooohooo!

for no other reason than to stare and mumble a slow “dayumm, man”

Object Graveyards: the WebEcoist brings us more wallpaper material

The Afterlife Of Everyday Things. great article found here.

this is turning me right the fuck ON.

No NO NO…not that…. FUCKING THIS.

INTRODUCING DERRINGER CYCLES

Derringer is the neo-classical interpretation of a 1920’s era board track racing motorcycle, but that’s not all.

This revolutionary moto-hybrid was conceived as an exciting new option in highly-efficient transportation. Derringers can be pedaled as a traditional bicycle, propelled via engine power, or pedaled with the assistance of engine power. While under power, the pedals can also remain stationary, allowing you to operate in the style of a traditional motorcycle. Capable of fuel economy ratings that can exceed 150 mpg, Derringers are the first product to take the compromise out of environmentalism, clearly evidenced by the number of customers who purchase a Derringer along with an in-home display stand.

INHALE

Derringers were specially designed to conform with the legal classification of a motorized bicycle and, in their standard configuration, do not require the motorcycle license endorsement that is necessary to operate scooters and mopeds in most states. As long as the rider is over 16 years of age, no drivers license is required.*

The Derringer was created by world-renowned industrial designer
, whose clients range from celebrities including Brad Pitt and members of the Royal Family, to design-forward companies such as Sony®, Reebok®, and Hewlett Packard®. Heralded as a genius by Sony®, his extraordinary creations have been featured in publications ranging from Forbes® to Variety®, and on television shows seen around the world. From the white tires, manufactured without the use of carbon black, to the hand made leather saddles with hammered copper rivets, each Derringer is a beautifully crafted objet d’ art. The finished product is a pure vintage racer, reimagined for a concrete jungle.

SON OF A BAHHHHHHH

if you have a cool $3500 layin around, doo it up.direct link ICI.

there’s a chance only kenna + drea would dig this shit but..

Here’s the LARGEST MODEL RAILWAY IN THE WORLDDD! The Miniatur Wunderland Hamburd LOXX located in Berlin has everything!! The model spans thru europe, into America and even has…oh fuck it. just check out the clip if you have nothing to do for 4 minutes.

ships! fires that firemen put out! Las Vegas! Moving people! Animals! Murder scenes! people boning in a bed of flowers! secret underground bases! haunted houses! HoLY SHIT!!!

let’s offset the nazi shat with some good ole HOT

as much as everyone wants to hate on the ex-ho i have to admit she is hotter than sin on a august afternoon. Haters can hate away the fuckin goods w/ a kleenex  blah blah balls n get real. SHIT. I think it’s safe to say everyone but the Aryan Guard would tap that if given the chance.

also i’m glad to see some baldies rockin it fierce lately. It’s like we’re claiming the nazi buzzcut for ourselves and one upping it because we make dat shit loook good. you go gurls!

Neo-Nazis, activists clash in Calgary

I hate that I’m quoting the EdmontonSun, the smut newspaper source of this fair capitol city but….White supremacists and anti-racist demonstrators clashed in Calgary’s downtown core yesterday.

oh thank god i found a better source. Here is the CBC.ca source:

“Bottles, rocks and signs were thrown by both sides and at least two people received treatment for head injuries. No one was seriously injured.

More than 400 people supporting the Calgary chapter of the Anti-Racist Action group gathered outside Calgary City Hall Saturday morning to commemorate the UN-sponsored International Day to Eliminate Racial Discrimination.

They were met at the intersection of 7th Avenue and 6th Street SW at about 3 p.m. by about 50 members of the neo-Nazi Aryan Guard. The group’s members, many of whom covered their faces with scarves and sunglasses to conceal their identities, brandished Nazi flags and placards emblazoned with white pride slogans.

They had begun their march commemorating “White Pride World Day” near Mewata Armouries and were making their way to City Hall, chanting slogans, when the anti-racism demonstrators blocked their path.

Jason Devine, a spokesman for Anti-Racist Action, said his group took the neo-Nazi march as “spit in the face of all Canadians and anyone in the world who is against racism. So we’re here to demonstrate our diversity and unity and also to oppose racism.”

Police, on hand to keep the groups separated, were hard pressed to keep the two sides apart, and had to break up several fights.

Many members of the anti-racism contingent criticized police officers for protecting the neo-Nazi group.

The city of Calgary said in a statement that “the role of the Calgary Police Service at public protests is to ensure public and officer safety and to protect individual rights to express their views peacefully as outlined in the Canadian Charter of Rights and Freedoms.”

The city said Calgary Transit buses experienced some delays because of the melee.

Police arrested three people. Charges are pending.

A study by Statistics Canada released in June showed Calgary had the highest rate of hate-motivated crime in the country. In 2006, 92 hate crimes were reported in the city — about nine incidents for every 100,000 people in the city, or three times higher than the national average of three per 100,000.

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i say:

This gives me the heebee geebees hardcore. Hopefully the anti-racists got a few good shots in. The cops protected the aryans while the anti-racist crowds were heard screaming “Don’t protect these fuckers” to the police…chants which fell on deaf ears taking that within the criminal statute these fuckers have “rights” . Isn’t that convienient?? If only my people and many others like myself had that luxury a few year ago of being protected by law ourselves. It’s all a big load of bullshit. As a minority and member of the queer community i know what it feels like to be on lower side of Justice’s scale and to see the police protecting these idiots is more than infuriating. It’s a reminder why i don’t trust cops worth a god damn. They say an eye for an eye makes the whole world go blind, but i don’t need sight if I know who to fight. OoOoh i should copyright that shit . hahaha

but really. I wish i knew about this protest ahead of time and not a day after the fact.

BANNED Phil Ivey Commercial

no chances of seeing this one on TV anytime soon…

courtesy of FULL TILT POKER

here’s John Juanda’s one.

COOL REAL NEW TIME OLD STYLE: REVERSE FRENCH MANICURE

is this on purpose or what?

ummmmmmm.

GENE-FUCKIN-CREEPY-ASS-OUS.

I LOVE D.E.B.S

no seriously. I fucking love that movie.

It’s so damn cheesy and Lucy Diamond is a hottie. Love it love it love it!

you can torrent that shit, or just watch it stream here.

The breakdown is: “The story is actually adolescent Charlie’s Angels with school costumes, and Michael Clarke Duncan in the Charlie role. Recruited by the U.S. government Amy, Max, Janet and the french-speaking Dominique join an underground academy of secret agents known only as D.E.B.S. These crime fighting hotties set out to save the world, but keep their femininity and lipstick intact. The girls are about to take their most important mission- capture Lucy Diamond, the deadliest criminal the world has ever known. No-one has foreseen though, that Amy, the role model student of the academy, would fall in love with Lucy…” ..blah blah…

basically, hot chicks( Devon Aoki, Jordana Brewster, your mom), blantantly cheesy plot, lesbian action (the director wrote a few episodes for the L Word), and great soundtrack (the cure, erasure…etc).

if you haven’t seen this gem, download it NOW. right fucking NOW.

i’m doing the unspeakable and…

victims of famine in india (1940s)

not giving a flying fuck that Jane Goody died.

…beyond blogging about it, i guess.

Her death extracts the same emotion as when the dude from TapouT passed on in the car accident; Like, YES it’s sad ,but NO i don’t give a serious fuck one way of the other. This made top feeds on pretty much every major news outlet in the UK and US….and i’m not shy to say that that alone is a whole bunch of wrong… I’m with Noel gallagher (Oasis) on this issue.

really, besides being best known for dying…Jane Goody was primarily known for being a racist bitch ho who bullied and generally made the only brown girl on the real worlds life a living hell. I’m not sure why we’re honouring that memory and legacy?? As i type there are crowds of people holding vigils outside of her hospice and home, crying, writing poems, really torn up about this person they never met. She’s not exactly Princess Di if you get my drift, so wtf?

this is a prime example of crowd-mentality at its worse. wOOOt!

PLAYAHATERSBALL

Introducing……

the link !!! to PLAYAHATERSBALL

with only 2 posts in this is fastly becoming one of my favorite new blogs. Chuk full of hip-hop  and probably some MMA shit (lates on), keep an eye on this and like always, enjoi