i DARE you not to laugh by the end of the video

hahahaha. oh man this is the funniest shit in the EVARS. the best part is when he rolls his tongue out and faces the camera, he looks insane!

this can’t be real?? Worlds largest crocodile caught! Then promptly killed.

What does it eat for dinner???

this is fake right? tell me this is fake?

did he just say ‘incredulous’?? anyways here’s an obese spider monkey…

A four year old boy in East Ridge, Tennessee makes an unusual discovery outside his window Tuesday morning. A FUCKING SPIDER MONKEY. He barks and even walks along on a leash, but he’s far from a dog. He’s a spider monkey found in East Ridge, Tennessee. The owners tracked down their ‘pet’ a few hours later at in the Animal Control compound. This monkey’s mom says he’s lived in the backyard for 25 years, doesn’t normally get out, and likes to eat. “He’s a little overweight, he likes those little debbies.”
today moreso than usual i’m almost certain the world is going to shit.

Fisherman catches rare 1,000 pound hammerhead shark; then promptly kills it.

STATE (Bay News 9) – A Florida fisherman caught a trophy fish near West Palm Beach: a hammerhead shark that weighs more than 1,000 pounds.

The shark was caught off Singer Island. It was almost 14 feet long.

It may not be the biggest ever caught. The current record is 1,280 pounds.

SOO NSFW IT HURTS.

this is extremely graphic. and take note that i’m saying that. so you’ve been warned.

WTF WTF WTF WTF???

everything in that site is pretty much the new rotten.com but that takes the pussycake right thurr.

wishlist #13

my birthday is in october and you can buy it here.

Christ! Bobby!

Bodybuilder Bobby Church trains and poses his awesome quadriceps at a Columbus, Ohio gym. An excerpt from the bodybuilding DVD – Guns New Breed – available at MostMuscular.Com

F#%K YOU FIGS

desktop size here.