undeveloped parasitic twin protruding from your buttocks got ya down?

Faith Mwampe has the feet of an unformed twin protruding from her buttocks, meaning she may never be able to walk unless it is removed.

The Zambian baby, who was born in April last year, is set to undergo the five-hour operation at the University Teaching Hospital in Lusaka next Thursday.

Her mother Mercy Lenganji, 18, faces an anxious wait as ten specialist doctors, led by Prof Lupando Munkonge, will try to remove the feet.

The baby has already spent the past 26 days undergoing tests ahead of the risky operation.

Mercy had known from scans that she was expecting twins, but during her caesarian section at the Malcolm Mine Hospital in the Zambian town of Mufilira, doctors discovered one of the babies had not developed.

“The doctors kept my child away from me for two days after she was born because they said the sight of her would have put me in shock,” said Mercy.

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it’s just that i’m lazy as fuck, but i totally would..one day..or something

OK everyone lets get our painting supplies out!

artist: “barefoot sneaker.
having never customized shoes before,
i started with a few beers, some left-over acrylic
and my own barefeet and ugly toes as inspiration.”

Time to roll out another birthday?

Doobie Candles!!

I guess it would make more sense to actually roll a bunch of ‘real’ doobs but if you don’t want to shell over  a couple of eights this is perfect for your stoner friends and lovers.

Buy these here Eight perfectly rolled candles in each clear plastic peggable pack.

Design: Christina Sciullo

Fight the Rain – Samurai Sword Handle Umbrella

Especially to all my Vancity peeps:

The rain falls softly.
The samurai draws his sword.
Look, an umbrella.

you can buy it here!

things are getting better

i always wanted a scooter