Top Ranking

As you may know,this is the official video for the song “Top Ranking” off of Blonde Redhead’s seventh album, “23″. Directed by Mike Mills and featuring Miranda July.

but now for something completely yet exactly the same i present: The unofficial video for the song Top Ranking by blonde redhead from the album 23.

this is bad right?

Like we can all communally agree he sounds like shit right?

eat a fart Axl.

i don’t have a wang…

BUT,

WHY FOR THE LOVE OF GOD?!

GAD! MAN….SHIT!

If Hobo can do it, Amy Winehouse better get her isht together STAT.

..and release another fucking album. fuck…

look at this poor thing!

THEN

Covered in mange, suffering from severe malnutrition and with claws so long he couldn’t walk Hobo was given just three days to live.

Weighing 40lb, the neglected German Shepherd was in such a bad condition vets could only guess what breed he was.

But Hobo has fought back and the 12-year-old now faces the new year with a spring in his paws happy in his new home with animal-lover owners Peter and Val Butcher.

NOW

don’t worry. that’s just the weed messin with your mind

bigger picture here.

HAHA: Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson welcome in 2009 by ‘brawling in alley outside nightclub’

As the DailyMail explains, our favorite dysfunctional lesbian couple rang in the New Year in true RonHan fashion!

“…The pair began brawling in a dark alley after storming out of the city’s Mansion club on New Year’s Eve…blah blah…then returned to their hotel where they allegedly began throwing punches at one another and screaming until security pulled them apart.”

According to Perez, ” During the NYE celebration, tension between Lindz and saMAN got so heated that they screamed at one another in full view of partygoers. The fight apparently spilled out into a bum-infested alley behind the club. A source said LezLo was “really unstable and flipping out” and screeched at saMAN, “When I storm off, you are supposed to follow me!”"

I can’t believe this is my first Ronson/Lohan post, but this one was just too funny to pass up. It actually reminded me of this Lisa Nova skit she does mocking “The Hills”… there’s a part towards the end of the clip that must’ve been taken straight out of the Lohan Relationship Bible:

It starts at 2:00 minutes in

“It’s been too long since you’ve been in an abusive relationship….”

NOT FUNNY. KIND’VE FUNNY. FUNNNNY

i wonder who Ronson is going to date after Lohan ODs?

hahahahahaha

this is kind’ve a BIG deal in the whole saving the earth business

A team working on board the Royal Navy’s HMS Endurance off the coast of Antarctica have discovered tiny particles of iron are released into the sea as the ice melts. The iron feeds algae, which blooms and sucks up damaging carbon dioxide (CO2), then sinks, locking away the harmful greenhouse gas for hundreds of years.

The team think the process could hold the key to staving off globally rising temperatures.

Lead researcher Professor Rob Raiswell, from Leeds University, said: ‘The Earth itself seems to want to save us.’

As a result of the findings, a ground-breaking experiment will be held this month off the British island of South Georgia, 800 miles south east of the Falklands. It will see if the phenomenon could be harnessed to contain rising
carbon emissions.Researchers will use several tons of iron sulphate to create an artificial bloom of algae. The patch will be so large it will be visible from space.Scientists already knew that releasing iron into the sea stimulates the growth of algae. But environmentalists had warned that to do so artificially might damage the planet’s fragile ecosystem.

LINK

imagine explaining that one to the ER doctors..

Nothing says MONDAY like obese fetish couples appearing on the Tyra Show!

Enjoi

Top 10 Signs Of Evolution In Modern Man

“Through history, as natural selection played its part in the development of modern man, many of the useful functions and parts of the human body become unnecessary. What is most fascinating is that many of these parts of the body still remain in some form so we can see the progress of evolution. This list covers the ten most significant evolutionary changes that have taken place – leaving signs behind them.”

Diem Chau and her hairy dishes

Diem Chau creates these distinct dishes with her own hair. Weird and beautiful, just like everything else in the world. So make sure to visit the site to see even more weird ass beautiful stuff!

cooooooooool

cooooool

If i had ANY seamstress skills this would be on my top 5 list of things to make ASAP.

Groovy Draft PSA 80s style

yikes…is all i can say.

we call this hardcore

holy hot chaka on drums batman!

“Chaka Khan groove funk..neat pocket!!”

kind’ve funny. probably shouldn’t laugh. hilarisad.

Russian Ice Tunnel.

HAPPY MONDAY! WOOOOOO!

FUCK!

enjoi!

32 years later

good ol Network! Mad as hell clip

is this guy for real??

Dashing and debonaire, Allan, AKA IntegralRogue on Plenty Of Fish, performs his profile in that charming and magical way that only he can pull off.

Yoshimoto Cube

I’m sure you’ve seen this around teh interweb so i’ll just post the video.

you can buy them at the MoMa store

Bob Munden, Tom Knapp and GUNS!

Benelli is for lovers

Coooooooooooooool!

JAMAICA REPRESENT ‘Going On – Gnarls Barkley’ VIDEO

[ Sorry Cannot Embed] <–Well worth the click thru though

This will DEF’ by on my Top 5 Favorite Music Videos of 2008 List!

Which..i’ll make of my next blog entry! Ya! It will be my top 5 or 10 Music Videos of 2008! Fun

What would be on yours?

http://www.vimeo.com/1128773

There is some l e g a l shit all around this golden nugget, so enjoi it while you can, and yes…i will try and keep the link updated.

TGFJ (Thank God For Japan)

NOW CHECK THIS VIDEO OUT!