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HAHA: Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson welcome in 2009 by ‘brawling in alley outside nightclub’

January 5, 2009 · Leave a Comment

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As the DailyMail explains, our favorite dysfunctional lesbian couple rang in the New Year in true RonHan fashion!

“…The pair began brawling in a dark alley after storming out of the city’s Mansion club on New Year’s Eve…blah blah…then returned to their hotel where they allegedly began throwing punches at one another and screaming until security pulled them apart.”

According to Perez, ” During the NYE celebration, tension between Lindz and saMAN got so heated that they screamed at one another in full view of partygoers. The fight apparently spilled out into a bum-infested alley behind the club. A source said LezLo was “really unstable and flipping out” and screeched at saMAN, “When I storm off, you are supposed to follow me!”"

I can’t believe this is my first Ronson/Lohan post, but this one was just too funny to pass up. It actually reminded me of this Lisa Nova skit she does mocking “The Hills”… there’s a part towards the end of the clip that must’ve been taken straight out of the Lohan Relationship Bible:

It starts at 2:00 minutes in

“It’s been too long since you’ve been in an abusive relationship….”

NOT FUNNY. KIND’VE FUNNY. FUNNNNY

i wonder who Ronson is going to date after Lohan ODs?

hahahahahaha

hahahahahaha

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