The Hottest Women In Comics
10. Power Girl
Abilities: Superstrength, flight, overpowering distraction techniques. Two big, round, firm distraction techniques
Power Girl´s origin is more convoluted than Desmond´s story line on Lost. So just know that she´s kind of like Supergirl; but instead of a big red “S” on her chest, she has a gaping hole where her breasts hang out. Mix that with the whole damaged, lost soul thing she has going on and you know that if she didn´t have superpowers she´d be in a Vegas hotel room with Rocco Siffredi right now.
9. Nancy Callahan
Abilities: Can strip for hours without taking a break
Even a walking Mack truck like Marv—who can shrug off getting shot, stabbed, run over, and nearly drowned—gets weak in the knees when he´s around Nancy. Her hotness is so powerful, it´s only when she´s onstage that the residents of Sin City stop killing each other. Once again, our belief that world peace is only attainable through the widespread availability of assless chaps is proven. Hey, Bono, you need to
6. Caitlin Fairchild
Abilities: Superstrength, endurance, flimsy costume
Caitlin Fairchild was a meek little computer nerd, who, one fine day, turned into a tall drink of whoop-ass. Unlike a lot of the heroines on this list, though, Fairchild at least has the decency to wear comicdom´s most poorly constructed costume—we swear we caught one issue of Gen 13 where her uniform shredded as she opened a car door. God bless her for that.
2. Emma Frost
Abilities: Can read your mind. And, no, she´s not going to bend over and pick that up
Icy, bitchy Emma doesn´t so much wear a costume as let a few cocktail napkins stick to her body wherever they happen to land. She´s stuck-up, condescending, and knows everything you´re thinking—stick a riding crop in her hand and you´ll be screaming, “Thank you, ma´am, may I have another?” in no time. Any wonder why she´s also known as “the White Queen”?
