I’m putting the write-up first because some of his tips are just too good to overlook. Not to mention the clip is 8+ minutes long (but worth watching).
Sayyed Muhammad, Egypt’s strongest man, has the strength of 30,000 men. This, somehow, is equal to 260 horsepower. How do you become Egypt’s strongest man? First, your father must have the strength of exactly 840 horsepower. Next, you have to do the following:
- Drink melted butter and eat raw mutton.
- Never sleep. Ever.
- Have relations with your four wives 15 times per day.
- Lift a truck, pull a train, and break coins with your bare hands.
- Never shake hands. You’ll hurt someone.
- Have uncontrolled fits of rage where you break everything in sight.
This guys is the Egyptian Chuck Norris. Except Chuck’s “accomplishments” aren’t taken seriously by media.
after the charlie white/joshua posts i decided i’ll post a cute picture to offset or at least balance the ‘crazy’
I’m giving this 2 thumbs way up because I’m not one to judge, and by far this is the most impressive computer sculpture i’ve seen to date. I wonder if he has a gf? because unless he is completely a creep i could see this guy being totally a bunch of fun on and off the dance floor.
[Commercial for Enzyte ("natural male enhancement") comes on TV] Mom: I don’t understand what this commercial about. Me: Um… Mom: He’s always smiling. Is it for teeth whitening?
…Because lurking is my #1 passtime i figured i’d let you decide if this is a joke. I personally think the boyfriend who posted this photos is dead serious and believes his girlfriend doesn’t look like the predator pumpkin a few posts down. but holy shit.
I’d say in cases like this it’s always a wise choice to maybe NOT post over a dozen pics of your weird-looking GF ALL over the internets.
umm i’m not exactly sure what’s up with this cat but anyone who owns a cat knows: they are fucking adorably weird. I wonder how well this little buddy fares on carpet staircases.
sole mat @ urban outfitters
I want it. You can buy it on the urbanoutfitters website. I’ll only crack one joke: this bathmats got sole!!
i really do. it was there when i woke up and it was there when i went to sleep. I was always an opponent to all-inclusives until i figured out a way to ignore my good rationality and conscience. It’s called alcohol and that was part of the all-inclusive package. Unlimited amounts of alcohol.
i ussually think that music school nerds are fucking wack, and this completely substantiates my beliefs on that matter. I watched the whole clip because I was *that* bored half hoping one one of them would let loose a bit and maybe wave a hand in the air or snap. something.
watching this clip made me think of my friend eme and her unweavering obsession with that australian dude who would always hang out with Ben Folds…fuck i forgot his name. Ben Lee. Anyways, he made tender lesbianonic music and used to date claire danes. Which is a perfect segway into: wtf remember her? Where is she now? Last i saw, she was repping GAP and their boyfriend trouser campaign with Patrick Wilson. ZZzzzZZZZzZZzz.
sooo after a quick browse of her website i know 2 things:
1. she’s still alive and,
2. she recently signed a blah blah million dollar deal with Gucci to be the spokesperson for their new Jewelerry line that was released this Autumn.
She also seems to be dating this cute english actor Hugh Dancy. So i guess we can all exhale a sigh of relief that our favorite My So Called Life star is doing alright and properly investing her child star money with the right publicity reps!
This predator themed carved pumpkin is by far the most superior pumpkin carving craftsmanship i have seen…ever. Note the spindly hair-like tentacles and the superb attention to detail in the eyes. Magnificent!
So although halloween has come and went, i hope you enjoi this image!
I just found out about Daito Manabe’s newest art piece which uses a machine to turn music into electrical pulses. By slapping electrodes on his face these pulses cause the muscles to twitch and jerk in a painful looking dance of contorted expressions. I’m not sure what the goal is here, but I would be lying if I said I didn’t find it fascinating to watch. Enjoi!
There is nothing that competes with habit
And I know it’s neither deep nor tragic
– aimee mann, ‘You Could Make A Killing”
it’s all good, it’s all OK. i’ll just be forced to look outward and onward because after 2 (semi) break-ups in one day while slightly being crabby from a hangover i’m forced to realize: life can’t be that bad. Yet at this moment I’m holding on by the thinnest of threads with a dazed expression on my face.
nonetheless it’s not that bad. I’ll just listen to jann arden till i snap out of this. or fall all the way in.
mehhh…2 songs later: the only thing that is keeping me from crawling back into bed for another 12hr sleep is the reasurance i got last night by making out with a cute painter at play. I’m still young enough to gauge my self-worth by how many people wanna get with me. and may i never grow out of that.
ANYWHO I’m about to eat dinner then head to St.Albert to watch Lucinda Williams tear at my heart strings a bit more.
15 minutes later: Come to think about it, i feel free for the first time in years.
As a new rule of thumb: I need to start pursuing people that didn’t know me during my fro-years.
I will re-read this in an hour, and delete this post knowing it’s so condesending.
A touching video directed by Chris Milk to the Gnarls Barkley song, ‘Who’s Gonna Save My Soul’. I know i can’t be the only one who can straight up say: been there. Very creative and impeccably played out. So happy friday everyone, be safe and enjoi!
k check this video around the 0:30 mark for the hottest fucking chick you’ve ever seen in your life!
Bullock also does an impressive jump-to-splits move that’s worth checking out even moreso than the part where he almost dies.
Now i’m not sure why i’m looking at all this, and i promise to stop after this one but ummm HOLY SHIT.
WARNING: not for the faint of heart!
IN FACT: i’m gonna one up you guys. I couldn’t even watch this clip. SO you can watch it for me (if you have the guts) and subsequently puke for me as well. Here goes nada!
Today i am locked up in my room trying to bring some semblance of order to it’s usual chaotic structure. I picked up from book shelves from IKEA a month ago which i’m finally making use of. I’ll post my progress as i go.
wish me luck!
Is anyone on the koodo network? I’m thinking of switching mobile carriers and want some feedback.
the very preggers Billie Piper who plays Belle Du Jour is the Showtimes series ‘Secret Diaries Of A London Call Girl’ is pretty much by biggest crush sans the preggers part. She and her crew will be premiering in Canada next week and i am fucking pumped to start another addictive 3 months of sexual exploits.
here’s the first season trailer in case you don’t know what’s up yet!
another f'd up edmo killer to add to the list..and ye, this is him
This is too fucked for words, but words are all i have so here goes:
psychotic killer masquerades as a woman on a dating website,
Psychotic killer then lures a male victim to a darkened garage and then beheads him in cold blood.
This is the plot to Edmonton based film-maker Mark Twitchell’s latest film ‘House of Cards’. It is also the exact events that occured this past week in Edmonton. It seems this young and fucking crazy filmmaker decided to immitate his art by luring Brian Altinger on the internet into his private storage garage/studio. Mark supposedly duct taped Altinger to a chair, tortured his credit card and email password info outta him just before beheading him and god knows whating him to death all on film.Mark Twitchell is in custody in Edmonton after being arrested on Oct 31st for the murder of Brian Altinger.
I feel completely justified in saying: WTF?!
WHAT IS WITH EDMONTON SERIAL KILLERS LATELY? they are giving us a horrible name and quite frankly i think the cold is fucking with their heads.
I was wondering if anyone knows this douchenozzle Mark?
On Twitchell’s Facebook page, recent posts say: “Mark is planning and plotting,” and “Mark is set to evil.” Lame lame lame.
2 edmonton beheading within months. everyone be careful out there. If you are visiting us in sunny Edmonton make sure to pack your mace and pocketknives!
big thoughts go out to the victims family and friends. so sad.
Under the War Crimes Act, violations of the Geneva Conventions are felonies. In some cases, punishable by death.
When the Supreme Court ruled the Geneva Conventions applied to al Qaeda and Taliban detainees, President Bush and his boys were suddenly in big trouble. They had been working these prisoners over pretty good. In an effort to avoid possible prosecution, they’re trying to cram this bill through Congress before the end of the week when Congress adjourns. The reason there’s such a rush to do this, if the Democrats get control of the House in November, well, this kind of legislation probably wouldn’t pass.”
-cafferty CNN
question: should congress pass a bill to give pres Bush (+ the gang) retroactive immunity for possible war crimes?
But alas, i guess this is all a moot point taking that the moment bush and his cronies leave office and attempt to leave the country they would/will be easily detained and subsequently tried for the numerous war crimes they have perpetrated around the world. So this retroactive immunity would be useful to them only if they stay withint he confines of the USA till their death. *shudder* so if the U.S congress passes the bill it’s of little to no signifigance. come january 1st 2009.
so remember, when you hear in the news post Bush-regime that he’s visiting Canada, or anywhere for that matter. get out on the streets and start waving the ” BUSH 4 WAR CRIMES” banners high in the air. Don’t let him slink away as just “one of the worst presidents to ever rule the USA” like it’s a vague unpleasant memory; remember that bush WAS “a psychopathic serial killer on the grandest scale ever known to man”. UP there with Hitler, Mussolini and Mao.
