lighten the heavy load

i can’t sleep at all tonight so i lurked on youtube to find entertainment with my fellow human sufferers and found these clips.

this first one is by far the bees knees. watching steve-o put the ant covered glove on is by far the funniest thing i’ve seen for a few hours. i give it a funny rating of 7/10 (which is fucking hilarious in my books)

Pakistani mating dance

it seems like whole lot of theatrical work to get this chick in bed, but she’s hot so i guess it was totally worth it.

oh wait, then i found the “later in the night” clip, after this girl obvs ignored any harams on  the local khamrs  and proceeded to get SCHMAMMERED. she maybe getting paid to do this.

writing from a little window in east van

i begin my way thru the park,

feeling very “why?”

I doubt it matters what i’m thinking, i’ll end up calling. staying and getting into for no good reason but to feel all distressed in the morning.

CUE THE BHANGRA!

what does this mean to you?

what does $3.75 mean to you?

if you are from edmonton it means : a pint of grass or trad.

Tonight i went to the ASS for a couple of drinks with cris and katherine. We had lovely chats about the state of affairs, internet surveillence, and texting philosophy.

In my mind, my generation is almost helplessly dependant on the virtual world to express a part of their indentity. Within 10 years, the internet, texting and other indirect forms of communication will be a necessity.

Eitherway

We’ve all experienced it, building a virtual connection before an IRL one. You know, the kind that when you finnally meet the person it’s all weird and ackward because you dont have the lag time to think of the perfect thing to say, so you come off sounding EXACTLY LIKE YOURSELF, which is totally shitty because with the new generations the last thing you want to appear to be is unmistakably HUMAN with all our innate human flaws, mistimed statements and miscalculated actions.

Some people essentially upload their entire indentity to a virtual one in order to never get hurt or to never have to be placed in ‘real life’ situations. And we all know real life situation are ‘woah’esque’. These people buy $6,000 dolls in place of wives and girlfriends in order to stay happy with their ideal of a ’simple life’.

Although i’m ranting I’m not at the point where i’d get rid of my cellphone or internet in order to disengage my life from the virtual to genuine, but technology has got me wary about everything.

I’m pretty much watching beauty and the beast youtube clips, with my heart going way out to the beast.

Best believe they are waving the Grenada flag. this clip is from the miami carnival which is almost as big as the carnivals in the w.indies

Golden Boy ft. Miss Kittin – Rippin Kittin

Bowie, Tokyo 1978 – Beauty and The Beast

i felt like a kid

FFWD to 1:12 for my quote of the month.

This is a soccer clip i came across in my lurkings,  FIFA big ups the jumpers and futbol enthusiasts in brazil.

Speaking of which, Sleater-Kinney is pretty much in the top 10 best girl bands in the world category sooo it’s no surprise that their ‘Jumpers’ video is just beautiful. I’m a big fan of office cubicle storylines.

because they always end is sorrow or fantasy.  or Ricky Gervais.

i’m sorry

i was mean

i didn’t update for way too long.

but whatever, fuck it. I take back by fucking ’sorry’

I wanted to blame my absence on account of my busy life. but all egitmacy got squashed when i met up with hywel this morning, and realized he was (in real-life) actually very very busy. Pretty much all the time. Soo that threw that idea out the window.  anyways, nothin.

I am 23 years old and just now feeling the strident stings of that phrase called “time management”.

vancouver at approx 7:20

marvelous picture of the progression of an eclipse.

umm also i just ran into david carvalho’s website, and holy shit is it FUN. I got lost in his ’selected work’ for awhile and came up a better woman. It’s getting late here so check out this site .

as well as this one: josh cochran is one more reason why always supporting your doodling friends is a good investment/idea.

as well : Evgeny Kiselev’s psycodelic prints are not to be forgotten

will smith is a scientologist

and that means, the world is even more fucked than i once anticipated.

i thought the black peeps who were mormons had lost it. but this officially takes the cake.

and jada is in it too, i am late for work, so i’ll rant about this little nugget lates

will and his alien gods article 

ummm. remember this?

i’m pretty much super tipsy watching celine dion, madonna and Janet montages feeling way too emotional about not being able to sing like all the divas on the diva VH1 specials.

hahahah and this

i’m miles from the sun

Buried under covers and covers, quilts and blankets. no light. no sounds. just freezing cold.

i woke up at 2 A.M to me shaking uncontrollably and jibbering about god knows what. I then proceeded to stay awake shaking for the next 10 hours with my sore aching over-heated body writhing around in pain.

WOOOOOOOOT

I wish i blogged in my dementia, because i’m sure it’d been GOLD.

And you know when your sick and you just want someone to baby you even if it’s just for a 5 minute call or something so you call your mum, because that’s supposed to be the doye failproof way to get sympathy?

well i did and speaking to my mum was no help, i was expecting a nice 5 minute soft-talk and babying convo motivational speech, but recieved the exact opposite.

I tried to verbate it word for word but it was very one sided and went something like this:

“IT SERVES YOU RIGHT, YOU PROBABLY LEAVE THE HOUSE IN THIS WEATHER WITH LITTLE TO NO CLOTHES ON, YOU WEREN’T RAISED LIKE THAT, YOU KNOW YOUR DAD IS ALWAYS COLD AND NEVER LEAVES THE HOUSE WITHOUT A SWEATER! A PROPER SWEATER! WERE YOU WEARING A SWEATER? (yes mum) AND GLOVES AND TOQUE? (yes) SCARF??? (yes) YOU LIE! I BOUGHT YOU A SCARF AND YOU LEFT IT IN EDMONTON! YOU UNGRATEFUL CHILD. NO WONDER YOU GOT SICK.

ummmm bbbbummmmer much?

after signing off with my mum, i curled up in bed wishing for a decent pillow and $77879773 to appear under my clammy fevered bed-headed head. Or at least some sacred gift to inexpicably save me from the scores and masses of people out there who are aiding in the worlds demise by mistaking what the hours of you day were meant for.

I was meant to spend the hours that make up the days of my life collating. you?

I don’t know how long i was laying there before I decided to make my Pumpkin mix packet soup.

So now…. (leaving to do stuff, cont’d later)

I made the soup w/ dumplings ** Consisting of whole-wheat flour which tasted like caca. I mean, esthetically they looked great, and the texture was spot so whoooop-fucking-wee no big deally

I can’t wait to stink up with house for the first time with ethnic smells. Eme refound my spice container with saffron and cumin, so (in no time) it’ll be ON.

blahhhh blahhh blahhh

I’m sorry i am still out of it. a bit. i’ll just post some vids to negate me having to talk about myself anymore.

ummmmmmmm patriarchal systems, interests, and ideals are the sole destructive contributors to this earth – sorry just a quick release! *innocent look*

FUCK chicks

i got this from a link on Raymi : “A human girl can cheat on you or betray you sometimes”

and this picture is my treasure for the day (scroll down for explanation)

gene mcconnell an ex pastor and sex addict makes these religious-themed sex toys out of some boring state in the USA.