everything is fine.

this article sounds like a horrible peice of joke journalistic reporting. like something you’d read on the onion, except it’s totally not funny…and they are dead serious. I wonder how many people have read that with the same interest they give the summary page. I almost skivved over this nugget, if it wasn’t for the sub-header that read “free seratonin!”

In a nutshell: Feline rage mirrors human anger…natural instinct …when threatened…BUT! there is a solution. DRUGSSSSSS n more drugssss.
rub out millions of years of “natural instinct” with horse pills that leave you lobotomized and give you non-stop pasties.

peep:

“Because scientists are gaining a better understanding of the mammalian brain’s recipe for rage, violent behavior in humans and other mammals may one day be quelled with improved drug therapies.For cats, such a drug could prevent the hissing, back arching, ear retraction, claw extensions and fur standing-on-end that are typical indicators of feline defensive rage. In humans, related anger reveals itself with road rage, an impulsive form of anger that involves little or no thought.”

sounds solid.

all for that at the workplace.