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have you ever…

January 13, 2008 · Leave a Comment

needed to figure where i to smoke a joint before the sun goes down?

this is my life right now. back to age 14, where i would have to sneak behind the house with a bottle of cologne and a full packet of gum, just to get a smoke on. the only difference is clair isn’t here.

its fun though, i like sneaking around, and pretending like everthing in fact does matter. I’m pretty sure i was caught smoking weed today, my grandma would just tell me off, but not freak out as bad as o believe she could. The thing is, i just don’t want to take the chance. Simple Life. Simple Life.

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I did a complete rehaul of the backyard and just entered into a mood of: poooped. Right now I sit here listening to Georgia singing gospel songs from the kitchen.

Sometimes the lyrics seem sexual, makes it kind’ve funny to listen to.

Draw me inside/ I allow you to/DOwhatever you do/ do it in me/ Bring me near/Draw me to your side/ With no shame/ I will soar with you/ You lead me on/ From the power of your love/

I can’t believe i posted granny pantie shots, but fuck it, all the better. SLLLUTTTTYYYYTITS
the sooner i stop acting like my addiction to fruit of the Loom and other “full bottom” knickers is a sacred secret, the sooner i can get into wearing them all the time with no shame.

I have embraced underwear that reaches my belly button for the past month, and i am not ashamed to say it. They were $8.99 at Zellers in Kingston the day before i left for the carribean, and it’s been the best $9 i’ve spent in a long long long time. thongs do f all for me.

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so…i totally

January 13, 2008 · Leave a Comment

DIDN’T GO TO CHURCH!

surprise surprise! My balls ar emy word, and my word is just liek my balls, invisible/not really there

i debated trying to pretend i slept in, then i decided to just take the high road, and phone early morning (hopefulyl while they were still groggy) and cancel.

Today, is my last full day in Jamaica, and i need to paint some garden rocks, and do f all all fucking day.

There’s a mosquito buzzing round my head, so i’m going to go. but i’ll leave you with a grandma panty shot.

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xx.

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vice quote of the day

January 13, 2008 · Leave a Comment

Style is about class and class is about confidence and confidence is about believing in yourself which is, ultimately, about booze.

VICE IS MY SLICEĀ 

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