i am going to a 7 day adventist church tomorrow. I just found out their service goes from 10-6:30 and i want to die, or just sleep in.
I mean, c’mon…I just bought a quarter so i’d rather just be at the beach quite honestly.
4 more days to go. that’s like 92 hours (i think) and for 10 hours of it i’ll be trying not to fall asleep at church. Plus another 3 just to get to the church.
I need to think of a quick get-out-of-it solution.
But then again…all i’s got is my balls and my word. And i did say i would come to my uncle pauls church with him before i left. And he did help me get those frogs out of the toilet bowl that one time, so even if i want to play the comparison game, ” the right thing to do’ is leaning on going.
Think Maverick. Think fucking Maverick.
Jesus, but they really should have a disclaimer on their invitations stating ‘this is a huge big deal for us, and we will keep you for the next 10 hours, maybe 11.’
i got a few private msg’s the last few posts (thanks, by the way, i’ll think about posted foot pictures…can i make money off of that?) , but what do you think about this?
should i cop out on the 7th day adventists and hit the beach?
or
should i be an all-star and keep my word?
maybe i’ll eat all the weed then go and just be high all day and freak out.
YEH! …no.
