finding the joys of crack whilst starving on Hastings

I had a mini panic attack this morning while lying in bed. It was over the fact that i don’t have a job nor any money to my name. I checked my debit statement and it was at a depressing $1.36. I couldn’t even buy a bagel at the airport.

I went back to bed, and arose at 1PM, to the same anxiety. I then paced up and down the garden trying to think of get rich schemes, and settled on the old faithful ‘ask for a loan’ method. I wrote up a business plan, and emailed it off with twitching fingers and pulsating forehead veins. I am coming to terms with my poverty deadbeat nature, and realize i need to figure out a career path which will let me embrace the inner deadbeat within without embracing the carbox box I inevitably could sleep in.

I should make this blog, my chronicles of finding the perfect job. That alone would give me endless material.

ha ha.

USL

i officially got tipsy

I booked my flight back to Vancouver. Sorry East Canada, our love affair will have to wait a little longer!

And you know, as soon as i booked the flight i had to poo which is such a good sign for me. The urge to poo is synonymous with ‘LET THE PARTY BEGIN’ in my books so i’m taking this as a brillant sign of things to come.

I went to bed at 6Am last night and woke up at 8AM. Except instead of my night consisting of a wild 8ball fueled party, it was full of downloaded episodes of Peep Show and Weeds. I chatted with eme until at least 4 AM which was SWEET, and she told me about the asshole skater neighbours that are  being boobs 24/7.  Since the nice-one Wes moved out, they mean nothing to me therefore i hope they get kicked out so i can move in there by Feb 1st.

Also Ocoye, the orphan-no-longer boys mum showed up at my grandmothers today unexpectedly from ENGLAND! with a bunch of suitcases! She’s staying for a few months, so Ocoye is beyond happy. He keeps going around the house hugging everyone and smiling ear to ear. It was the second time in his life ever seeing her, so when she came to the gate he didn’t even know who she was.

Today has been a good day.