Day #1

I narrowly escaped sober.

eme braided my hair.

mrs. asuncion made me dinner

tahira berated me. humped me then drove me home.

rachel made me laugh like a 6 year old

the usual.

i move in with drea in 8 days!

Say goodbye to strathconnnnnaaa

Vancover 420 Celebrations at the VAG

This event totally blew my mind and left me soo stoned i could hardly move.

I just finished eating a Red Burrito then some left-ober flip BBQ wings. I am sitting on the nests new couch and awaiting the return of eme + nico w/ my order of calamari from stephos.

Sundays are the bomb ass!

Along the Seawalk.UFC. Le Deux Soleil

Today was skate day #2.5

Later that night after the UFC match I heaed to Le Deux Soleil to watch tipsy Cris Derksen play a lovely set of her newest songs. We then proceeded to the ASS and got deerunk. I love cris, and i love alcohol. clap clap.

i’ll add more written later

and now i shower!

IT IS SO COLD IN MY HOUSE HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT!
ok,i got that out of my system.
I just got out of bed for the first time this morning, and that is always the hardest part of my day. I could face the red army in Stalingrad after emerging form the warmth of my blankets to the scalpel sharp cold of this house. I actually think it’s colder inside the house than outside sometimes. Like the cold gets trapped in and never leaves..just accumulates.
I have cold hanging around my room from December that is floating around like a bad fart X3294.

Thus my day is started, and my next 5 hours will consist of getting yelled at.

big fucking w00t. is it friday yet?

IT IS!!!!!!!!!

glorious balancing.

…and I’m totally back because i was so tired, and sipping on ginger-lemongrass pop while everyone was swinging home-made brew and literally ho-downing. In one corner of the room there was 3 ladies (one guitarist, one fiddler, and one upright bassist. Then somewhat next to them amongst the crowd there was another trio of guys with the wash bin upright and washboard strummer… i can’t remember what teh 3rd guy was playing but regardless it was pretty awesome. everyone was dancing around, laughing and having a good time while i was standing there thinking about my bed, and when i’d get to listen to music in it.

we should smile at each other

black people that is.

I was reading the numerous transit free newspapers and learned that now more than ever the population of Vancouver and Greater Vancouver consists of more than half Visible Minorities.

I’m not sure why i capitalized that. Nor am i sure why i was so surprised. I always call this city Hongcouver. 13.8% are flips. They didn’t even have a slice of “blacks” in the pie chart so….that’s sad, and completely normal for me.

Where did all the black people go? Is vancouver really that isolated? It’s warm, it’s beautiful, and the film industry is booming here.  Shouldn’t black people like this magical westcoast land. We could be a bunch of Tupacs. I guess it’s not all upside positives,  living in vancouver basically secures the idea that getting to anywhere in canada will cost over $200 unless you’re flying to Edmonton. And even then…with tax and everything. shit.e.

anywho, fuck it. right now i’m over at my friend cris’, about to go to “church” down the street.She’s upstairs getting ready right now, and it’s snowing outside. The snow would be nice if vancouver hadn’t already experienced the sweet sweet signs of the summer. It was seriously +15 last week, everything is in bloom! But today there is snow covering the cherry blossoms, and pink sidewalks everywhere.

don’t worry bout it.

let’s face it,
the beat goes on with a shrug
with my luck,
i’ll lack the basics by a foot
and i know,
so far, so good
but these days,
maybe,
i’ll smoke them all away
while never thinkin bout
the commonalities
between the crease
between you and me, you and me
suddenly blown away
but blah blah blah

BIG nevermind and anywayssss

i love this video by RJD2, dude was born with a degenerative hip condition that disables him to support his own weight. So he walks on crutches, or gets around on his skateboard. Obviously, he’s taken being crippled to a whole new level, and far surpassed the average able-bodied human by learning how to get up and down the NYC law court steps. The same steps I, and many other individiuals have tripped, fallen or just revered for decades.

our honesty was brief

this is my roomates cousins band, that i randomly came across.

this ismy new favorite song of the day by far:

Also, this is great:

lighten the heavy load

i can’t sleep at all tonight so i lurked on youtube to find entertainment with my fellow human sufferers and found these clips.

this first one is by far the bees knees. watching steve-o put the ant covered glove on is by far the funniest thing i’ve seen for a few hours. i give it a funny rating of 7/10 (which is fucking hilarious in my books)

Pakistani mating dance

it seems like whole lot of theatrical work to get this chick in bed, but she’s hot so i guess it was totally worth it.

oh wait, then i found the “later in the night” clip, after this girl obvs ignored any harams on  the local khamrs  and proceeded to get SCHMAMMERED. she maybe getting paid to do this.